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I'm Xanthos and I'm a Recaholic. I've been clean for 4 hours.

I got my first hit back in '04 with an insult and spelling condemnation combo. (http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=16479&page=2)
I blame hopscotch.


Ever since then I've been hooked. I can't stop.

Sometimes recs are the only reason I get out of bed in the morning.

I try to stop but then I get the shakes and I have to post. Something. Anything. And then someone recs it and the whole thing starts all over again.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I'm Xanthos and I'm a Recaholic. I've been clean for 4 hours.

I got my first hit back in '04 with an insult and spelling condemnation combo. (http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=16479&page=2)
I blame hopscotch.


Ever since then I've been hooked. I can't stop.

Sometimes recs are the only reason I get out of bed in the ...[text shortened]... o post. Something. Anything. And then someone recs it and the whole thing starts all over again.
You also seem to abuse the vacation flag.

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Can't let you end the addiction that easily. I'm recing you.

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I like recs.
Let anyone who doesn't like recs post here.

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
I like recs.
Let anyone who doesn't like recs post here.
You really are an enigma, making a post saying you like recs and saying it is an area for rec haters. I like recs, but now because of your post I must have a love-hate relationship with recs. You are a recing ball to my tower of coherent thought.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I'm Xanthos and I'm a Recaholic. I've been clean for 4 hours.

I got my first hit back in '04 with an insult and spelling condemnation combo. (http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=16479&page=2)
I blame hopscotch.


Ever since then I've been hooked. I can't stop.

Sometimes recs are the only reason I get out of bed in the ...[text shortened]... o post. Something. Anything. And then someone recs it and the whole thing starts all over again.
I was wondering why you get out of bed in the morning just the other day....try staying in bed sometime and see what happens, have someone strap you down for the day. I think that works out well all around. 😛

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I'm Xanthos and I'm a Recaholic. I've been clean for 4 hours.

I got my first hit back in '04 with an insult and spelling condemnation combo. (http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=16479&page=2)
I blame hopscotch.


Ever since then I've been hooked. I can't stop.

Sometimes recs are the only reason I get out of bed in the ...[text shortened]... o post. Something. Anything. And then someone recs it and the whole thing starts all over again.
I'm imagining that at one point in your life you were actually a pretty humorous person... Now look at you. No, seriously, mirror, look at yourself. You're a whore. A filthy, dirty whore. And you sicken me. I wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire. If you were burning the hell alive. You've sunk lower than rock bottom. You're somewhere below bottom. But above hell, cause hell wouldn't even want you. You're somewhere under rock bottom but above hell. That's how crappy you are. Deal with it.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I'm Xanthos and I'm a Recaholic. I've been clean for 4 hours.

I got my first hit back in '04 with an insult and spelling condemnation combo. (http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=16479&page=2)
I blame hopscotch.


Ever since then I've been hooked. I can't stop.

Sometimes recs are the only reason I get out of bed in the ...[text shortened]... o post. Something. Anything. And then someone recs it and the whole thing starts all over again.
I sell nice and clean recs for a good price. You can pay in muffins. If you are interested, send me a PM and ask for the special rate for sarcastic know-it-alls. If you are not interested, you will be deleted.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I'm Xanthos and I'm a Recaholic. I've been clean for 4 hours.

I got my first hit back in '04 with an insult and spelling condemnation combo. (http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=16479&page=2)
I blame hopscotch.


Ever since then I've been hooked. I can't stop.

Sometimes recs are the only reason I get out of bed in the ...[text shortened]... o post. Something. Anything. And then someone recs it and the whole thing starts all over again.
Relinquishing recs.

Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouth wash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for faeces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I'm Xanthos and I'm a Recaholic. I've been clean for 4 hours.

I got my first hit back in '04 with an insult and spelling condemnation combo. (http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=16479&page=2)
I blame hopscotch.


Ever since then I've been hooked. I can't stop.

Sometimes recs are the only reason I get out of bed in the ...[text shortened]... o post. Something. Anything. And then someone recs it and the whole thing starts all over again.
you r lucky i cant rec you...


edit: oh almost forgot...10 non-sub recs to you xanto

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Relinquishing recs.

Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouth wash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One ...[text shortened]... et for urine, one for faeces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium.

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Frankly, the cure sounds a lot worse than the disease...

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Originally posted by orfeo
Frankly, the cure sounds a lot worse than the disease...
Well, truthfully, that is the cure for heroin addiction as told in Trainspotting, but I thought the process might be similar.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Well, truthfully, that is the cure for heroin addiction as told in Trainspotting, but I thought the process might be similar.

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I always wondered why he needed three separate buckets...

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What the hell's a rec?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
What the hell's a rec?
You have over 900 of them, how have you not figured this out yet?

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