24 Jun 09
Originally posted by trev33Very nice. 🙂
She...
She screams in silence
A sullen riot penetrating through her mind
Waiting for a sign
To smash the silence with the brick of self-control
Are you locked up in a world
That's been planned out for you?
Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?
Scream at me until my ears bleed
I'm taking heed just for you
She...
She's figured out
Al ...[text shortened]... se's point of view
Waking up this time
To smash the silence with the brick of self-control
25 Jun 09
Originally posted by tomtom232Dear He Who Probably Has Too Much Time On His Hands,
Dear Raven,
I have an enemy who dreams of having cybersex with all his opponents on RHP. What is the best way to take advantage of this?
Much hate,
tomtom
If having a second account was not against ToS, I would tell you to make a second account pretending to be a nice young lady, chat him up, have cybersex with him and then post it on RHP publicly embarrassing him. However, it IS against ToS, so I "won't" tell you to do that.* Instead, I'll tell you to use that creative energy of yours to do something at least mildly more constructive than think up of ways to hurt your interwebz enemies.
My advise is to worry less about your enemies and more about yourself.
Some love,
Raven
*Please note that Raven and her associates in no way condone the breaking of ToS.
25 Jun 09
Originally posted by KJCavalierDear Asleep,
I keep having this recurring dream that I am doing RHP in my sleep and I can't fall asleep, cause I'm doing RHP in my sleep and I can't fall asleep, cause I'm doing RHP in my sleep and I can't fall asleep,..........
This is actually just a dream. My advice is to pinch yourself until wake up, you're late for work!
Much love,
Raven
25 Jun 09
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Originally posted by Raven69Dear Raven,
Dear He Who Probably Has Too Much Time On His Hands,
If having a second account was not against ToS, I would tell you to make a second account pretending to be a nice young lady, chat him up, have cybersex with him and then post it on RHP publicly embarrassing him. However, it IS against ToS, so I "won't" tell you to do that.* Instead, I'll tell you to us ...[text shortened]...
*Please note that Raven and her associates in no way condone the breaking of ToS.
I have taken your advice and started worrying more about myself. However, I can't think of any good way to take advantage of my weaknesses and humiliate myself. What would you suggest? Should I study Very Rusty's posting habits?
Less hate than before,
tomtom
25 Jun 09
Originally posted by tomtom232Dear Worrier,
Dear Raven,
I have taken your advice and started worrying more about myself. However, I can't think of any good way to take advantage of my weaknesses and humiliate myself. What would suggest? Should I study Very Rusty's posting habits?
Less hate than before,
tomtom
No. Just no.
One Rusty is more than enough for any forum. And since when does "worry about yourself" = "think up of ways to humiliate yourself"??
2.7% more love than before,
Raven
25 Jun 09
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Originally posted by Raven69THE DUMB AND DUMBER POST:
Dear Worrier,
No. Just no.
One Rusty is more than enough for any forum. And since when does "worry about yourself" = "think up of ways to humiliate yourself"??
2.7% more love than before,
Raven
You pick which is which!!
YOU OR TOMTOM.
One of you is enough for any forum, Miss Prissy!