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Very Rusty
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Originally posted by Blackamp
Dear Raven,

I also know somebody who suffers from acute digital diarrhoea. Perhaps you could help him also.

Yours
Concerned (again)
We, all know when ever you say you "know somebody" or you have a friend, you are talking about yourself. Too bad about your problem.

Have you tried Ctrl, alt, f4?

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Originally posted by Blackamp
Dear Raven,

I have a new friend who has quite a severe anger management problem. I think she just wants to be accepted and loved like most other people, but she seems very emotionally scarred and can only express herself using the language of hatred. Is there any hope for this poor soul or is she a 'lost cause'? Please don't suggest that I reach out to her, as I feel that only a professional can help her.

yours
Concerned
Dear Oh-So-Concerned,

You seem to have answered your own question. If only a professional can help her, get to see a professional. As for the ADD guy, send him my way. I will have to analyze which specific form of ADD he has before I can offer any help.

Much love,
Raven

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Originally posted by Raven69
Dear Oh-So-Concerned,

You seem to have answered your own question. If only a professional can help her, get to see a professional. As for the ADD guy, send him my way. I will have to analyze which specific form of ADD he has before I can offer any help.

Much love,
Raven
The ADD GIRL is giving silly advice, Perhaps treat yourself first.

EDIT: When you have qualifications that is...untill then it is just silly banter right?? 😛

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Originally posted by Raven69
Dear Oh-So-Concerned,

You seem to have answered your own question. If only a professional can help her, get to see a professional. As for the ADD guy, send him my way. I will have to analyze which specific form of ADD he has before I can offer any help.

Much love,
Raven
Just tell Natsia his head hurts, and kick him her way. Please.

Very Rusty
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Originally posted by SJ247
Just tell Natsia his head hurts, and kick him her way. Please.
ONLY 9 days is all you could stay away. I thought you had more will power than that....You would sooner cut your own head off than change your picture obviously. 😛

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Originally posted by Raven69
Dear Oh-So-Concerned,

You seem to have answered your own question. If only a professional can help her, get to see a professional. As for the ADD guy, send him my way. I will have to analyze which specific form of ADD he has before I can offer any help.

Much love,
Raven
Dear Raven,

Thank you so much for your reply, it has really lifted a load from my shoulders to be able to tell someone. I can only hope that my new friend reads this wonderful thread and takes the hint and seeks help. As for the ADD guy, I'll give you a hint: he's not the sharpest knife in the rack, and his RHP handle has to do with a form of corrosion of iron and steel, or alternatively, with a disease that affects wheat and other crops.

Thanks again
Well spotted, pretending to be concerrned

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Originally posted by SJ247
Just tell Natsia his head hurts, and kick him her way. Please.
Haha!

If all else fails, tell Natsia they have a headache....

Very Rusty
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Originally posted by Blackamp
Dear Raven,

Thank you so much for your reply, it has really lifted a load from my shoulders to be able to tell someone. I can only hope that my new friend reads this wonderful thread and takes the hint and seeks help. As for the ADD guy, I'll give you a hint: he's not the smartest knife in the rack, and his RHP handle has to do with a form of corrosion o ...[text shortened]... that affects wheat and other crops.

Thanks again
Well spotted, pretending to be concerrned
Your certainly are not the brightest bulb in the room

And the first step is acknowledging it. You could be on the road to recovery as I type this silly message to you, that you probably will need help with.

Just find some silly advice columnist, to help you if can't figure it out by yourself.

The only desease I see is the words that you type. Just because you think you're crap doesn't smell, never makes it so.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
Dear Raven,

Thank you so much for your reply, it has really lifted a load from my shoulders to be able to tell someone. I can only hope that my new friend reads this wonderful thread and takes the hint and seeks help. As for the ADD guy, I'll give you a hint: he's not the smartest knife in the rack, and his RHP handle has to do with a form of corrosion o ...[text shortened]... that affects wheat and other crops.

Thanks again
Well spotted, pretending to be concerrned
Dear Hinter,

I know of whom you speak. He unfortunately cannot be helped, at least not in the way you would like.

Much love,
Raven

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Originally posted by Raven69
Dear Hinter,

I know of whom you speak. He unfortunately cannot be helped, at least not in the way you would like.

Much love,
Raven
Neither you or him can be helped you both think your crap is perfume scented. Get over yourselves, both of you!

That is my advice to you both for the day!

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
EDIT: When you have qualifications that is...untill then it is just silly banter right?? 😛
Dear Thread Hijacker,

I don't know, what do YOU think? Look for that intelligence buried deep within your brain and I am positive you will be able to find the answer to your question yourself.

Much love,
Raven

Very Rusty
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Originally posted by Raven69
Dear Thread Hijacker,

I don't know, what do YOU think? Look for that intelligence buried deep within your brain and I am positive you will be able to find the answer to your question yourself.

Much love,
Raven
ROFLMAO....There you go, now we got the Real Raven, not the pretend one you usually try to be.

Ask yourself this question sweety. Why is it ok for you to come into my thread and hijack them, or comment on my posts meant for someone else.

Now you understand how it feels. I am glad I hit the nerve, perhaps it will make you think more in the future before you hi-jack threads and comment on posts not meant for you.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
now we got the Real Raven, not the pretend one you usually try to be.
You know, sometimes your words, they hurt.

No nerve hit, my advise is to work on your aim.

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Dear Raven: I've got this friend, no seriously this time it really is a friend, and she tryed to start an on-line advice column and now she has a stalker.

Should I tell her to just ignore him or should she continue to respond to every post he makes?

Signed,

I am what I am.

Very Rusty
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Originally posted by Raven69
You know, sometimes your words, they hurt.

No nerve hit, my advise is to work on your aim.
Hopefully you got the message! Words can hurt both ways Raven!

Keep in mind you have done the same to me many times.

Now I will not comment anymore on your advice column.

I probably will not be saying much more at all!

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