RHP Advice Column

Dear Raven

Please, can you make the idiots understand that the ONLY way to make the troll go away is to IGNORE it.
Don't reply to any of it's posts, as you are just feeding it.

Also, I have this weird rash on my eyes. I believe I have read too many retarded posts.
Any ideas on how to treat this?

Thanks
The Big Guy

The RHP Advice Column was one of the more bloodthirsty units in the Spanish Civil War, attacking both sides apparently at random.

What colour was their flag?

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dear ms raven,

while reading yer column,
of sweet sage advice...
i fell inna pool,
of leeches an lice...

tha swamp wuz real gookie,
an smelled of turpentine...
how can i git out???
an still make a stupid rhyme???


rookie

Originally posted by Crowley
Dear Raven

Please, can you make the idiots understand that the ONLY way to make the troll go away is to IGNORE it.
Don't reply to any of it's posts, as you are just feeding it.

Also, I have this weird rash on my eyes. I believe I have read too many retarded posts.
Any ideas on how to treat this?

Thanks
The Big Guy

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Dear Raven: Did I do the right thing?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
The RHP Advice Column was one of the more bloodthirsty units in the Spanish Civil War, attacking both sides apparently at random.

What colour was their flag?

Originally posted by Natsia
Dear Raven,

Is a cat REALLY fine too?

Ta.

Originally posted by rookie54
dear ms raven,

while reading yer column,
of sweet sage advice...
i fell inna pool,
of leeches an lice...

tha swamp wuz real gookie,
an smelled of turpentine...
how can i git out???
an still make a stupid rhyme???


rookie

Originally posted by Raven69
Dear Poet,

I think I speak for all when I say - what??

Much confusion,
Raven

Dear Raven
I have a friend who needs to drop a dress size because I'm going on holiday in a couple of weeks.What's the latest on the street?
Best wishes jb.

Originally posted by jb70
Dear Raven
I have a friend who needs to drop a dress size because I'm going on holiday in a couple of weeks.What's the latest on the street?
Best wishes jb.

Dear Raven,

I have a friend who made out with a future version of themselves. My question is, is that gay or is that masturbation?

Thanks in advance,
Nervous.