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24 Jun 09
Originally posted by King Zekei'm now taking bets on how many recs this post gets.
Is that a promise? You are by far the most annoying poster on this site. A rare intresting thread in the general forum, until you get involved.
5 - 14-1
6- 10-1
7 - 5-1
8 - 2-1
9 - 6-4
10 - evens
11- 6-5
12 - 2-1
13 - 3-1
14 - 5-1
15 - 8-1
any takers?
24 Jun 09
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Dear Raven,
Sorry to trouble you yet again, but I find myself in need of your sage advice once more. There is a certain senior citizen in the neighbourhood who seems to have a 'senior moment' every time he wanders near the information superhighway. With a multitude of heavy trucks whizzing by, I am worried that he might not get hit by one. For his own good, and everyone else's, should he be constrained to a nursing home?
Concerned - No, Really...
24 Jun 09
Originally posted by BlackampDear Really Concerned,
Dear Raven,
Sorry to trouble you yet again, but I find myself in need of your sage advice once more. There is a certain senior citizen in the neighbourhood who seems to have a 'senior moment' every time he wanders near the information superhighway. With a multitude of heavy trucks whizzing by, I am worried that he might not get hit by one. For his own go ...[text shortened]... and everyone else's, should he be constrained to a nursing home?
Concerned - No, Really...
Nice to hear from you again, sort of.
You are worried that he will NOT get hit by a truck? Then definitely don't constrain him, in fact, encourage him to wonder out more - since apparently it is for everyone's good anyway.
Kind regards,
Raven
24 Jun 09
Dear Raven,
I won't take much of your time as I know you are very busy healing the hearts and souls of the community. I am worried that one day the RHP community might all decide to ignore me. I can't imagine anything worse than the majority of users being silent towards me. I only bring this up because not too long ago a user, who shall remain retar... nameless, called me a troll :'(
Can you help me get over my anxiety?
Regards
Mush.
24 Jun 09
Originally posted by cadwahDear ":'(",
Dear Raven,
I won't take much of your time as I know you are very busy healing the hearts and souls of the community. I am worried that one day the RHP community might all decide to ignore me. I can't imagine anything worse than the majority of users being silent towards me. I only bring this up because not too long ago a user, who shall rema ...[text shortened]... ... nameless, called me a troll :'(
Can you help me get over my anxiety?
Regards
Mush.
If you stop pretending you care what He Who Will Not Be Named called you, your pretend anxiety should disappear in no time.
Much pretend love,
Raven
24 Jun 09
Originally posted by Raven69dear ms raven,
Dear Troll,
Try hitting your head again. If it didn't work the first time, it should certainly work the second time. Get back to me after you do, preferably with correct capitalization. Thanks.
A respectable amount of love,
Raven
i am hurt, so phiscally hurt,
i done paid all my money,
all i got back wuz dirt...
my sloppypogloppybrains,
are alyin on tha floor...
right next to tha shower drain,
inside tha loo door...
AND YOU WANT TO CAPITALIZE,
upon my misfortune,
youse a cruel lil lady,
a "word to the wise" tycoon...
one more question i'll ask,
tho it might not be my last...
if i gots real big ears,
does that mean i'm weird???
i gotta know...
rookie
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24 Jun 09
Originally posted by Raven69She...
Dear Mate of My Soul, Apparently,
Write an ode to my greatness.
Tons of love,
Raven
She screams in silence
A sullen riot penetrating through her mind
Waiting for a sign
To smash the silence with the brick of self-control
Are you locked up in a world
That's been planned out for you?
Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?
Scream at me until my ears bleed
I'm taking heed just for you
She...
She's figured out
All her doubts were someone else's point of view
Waking up this time
To smash the silence with the brick of self-control
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24 Jun 09
Originally posted by rookie54man, use caps when you type, have you any idea how annoying that is to read?
dear ms raven,
i am hurt, so phiscally hurt,
i done paid all my money,
all i got back wuz dirt...
my sloppypogloppybrains,
are alyin on tha floor...
right next to tha shower drain,
inside tha loo door...
AND YOU WANT TO CAPITALIZE,
upon my misfortune,
youse a cruel lil lady,
a "word to the wise" tycoon...
one more question i'll ask,
tho ...[text shortened]... last...
if i gots real big ears,
does that mean i'm weird???
i gotta know...
rookie
24 Jun 09
Originally posted by rookie54Dear Brainless,
dear ms raven,
i am hurt, so phiscally hurt,
i done paid all my money,
all i got back wuz dirt...
my sloppypogloppybrains,
are alyin on tha floor...
right next to tha shower drain,
inside tha loo door...
AND YOU WANT TO CAPITALIZE,
upon my misfortune,
youse a cruel lil lady,
a "word to the wise" tycoon...
one more question i'll ask,
tho ...[text shortened]... last...
if i gots real big ears,
does that mean i'm weird???
i gotta know...
rookie
So hitting your head didn't help? Huh, who could have seen that coming....well, I am really at a loss on how to help you. Oh I know! Hit your head once more. I am serious - it should work this time. Third time's a charm after all.
Your big ears don't make you weird, your personality does.
Love not cruelty (I swear),
Raven