Rhp guys: What's your best technique to get th...

Originally posted by darvlay
Your seemingly extensive knowledge of foreign languages will also help give you appeal to the brainier, romantic members of the opposite sex.

Take notes, you ugly slobs. This could get you laid for once.

J'ai Peter dans votre repandu direction 😀

Originally posted by darvlay
Are you laughing yet, mokko? You sexy cretin!

Laughed so hard I peed my pants! 😳
And I didn't say it was the woman who had to be completely naked. 😉
I prefer a man to be as absolutely vulnerable as possible. 😛


Which means no socks.

Originally posted by mokko
Laughed so hard I peed my pants! 😳
And I didn't say it was the woman who had to be completely naked. 😉
I prefer a man to be as absolutely vulnerable as possible. 😛


Which means no socks.

You spelled "cocks" wrong .

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
You spelled "cocks" wrong .

Hmmm......I think I need to go ponder the implications of your statement a little longer. 😕

Originally posted by wucky3
first of all don't ask any of these freaks

I suggest you just be yourself

Don't pay any attention to that trite.

Boy meets girl.
Boy be himself.
Girl changes everything about boy.
Girl does it doggy style with boy's best friend.
Girl leaves boy.
Girl says boy is not the boy she met.

It's an all too familiar story.

You wanna get the girl. Just let her talk about herself and indulge her ego.

Do not be keen, tell them you are already seeing someone, even if you are not.

Spread a rumour that you are hung like a Himalayan Yak, and stuff a banana down your trousers.

Pretend to be gay but that you have mixed feelings about her that you have never had for a woman before, then slightly bite your lip.

If she is good looking but dim witted tell her you are with her for her mind; if she is intelligent but has a body like a busted sofa tell her you are with her for her body.

Start going to groups like weight watchers, AA, self-help groups etc. These are an easy source of girls in the vulnerable high risk category.

Stalk her to find out her weakspots: invest in night vision goggles, bugging equipment etc.

Spike her drink with GHB, or any associated date rape drugs.


Follow these basic guidelines and you will soon be a raging lothario like me ...

What? Am I seeing someone at the minute? errr ... umm .... I am just like trying to develop ...errr ... umm ... myself at the moment.

What do you mean left-handed or right-handedly?

Originally posted by mokko
Laughed so hard I peed my pants! 😳
And I didn't say it was the woman who had to be completely naked. 😉
I prefer a man to be as absolutely vulnerable as possible. 😛


Which means no socks.

don't their feet get cold?

Originally posted by zeeblebot
don't their feet get cold?

Not if you're doing it right.

Originally posted by mokko
Not if you're doing it right.

So where exactly are you putting the feet when you are doing it?

Originally posted by rhb
Over here In Blighty it's the socks we keep on... dunno why.

Speak for yourself pal.

If I were a female, you bozos would be at the bottom of my list.

Technique, pah!