"RHP Scroll of Wisdom"

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

General

31 Mar 08

Gary Thomas

Nixa, MO USA

Joined: 04 May 07
Moves: 16406

06 Apr 08

Remember that in order to get another life, -- you have to HAVE one first!

~~nmdavidb~~

I Drank What? ©

I'm With Stupid

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Moves: 2320

06 Apr 08

73. You're not too drunk if you can still hold onto the floor

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

06 Apr 08

74. Some days you're the bug, some days the windshield.

🙂

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

06 Apr 08

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
63. If you find yourself married to a stupid old fart who spouts nonsense 24/7, kill yourself.

75. If you lend someone twenty dollars and never see

that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

..............................................

Today

Dear Dave,

Please find loan enclosed in the amount you requested.

Kind regards,

gb

Enclosure:

__________
[__ $20__ ]

😀

~~nmdavidb~~

I Drank What? ©

I'm With Stupid

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Moves: 2320

06 Apr 08

Ok...a little funny!

Dave

~~nmdavidb~~

I Drank What? ©

I'm With Stupid

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06 Apr 08

76. If you don't spot the sucker after 10 minutes at the poker table...it's you.

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

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Moves: 43012

06 Apr 08

Originally posted by nmdavidb
Ok...a little funny!

Dave

Sent to Iron Monkey (hence the previous post quote)... not to you,

my good friend. Besides, you'd probably be loaning the $20 to me.

😀

kfennessy

Out To Lunch

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Moves: 10410

06 Apr 08

77. If you have a stomach-ache, take a Tums and leave it alone.

~~nmdavidb~~

I Drank What? ©

I'm With Stupid

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06 Apr 08

78. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

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Moves: 43012

06 Apr 08

4 edits

79. There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.

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~~nmdavidb~~

I'm With Stupid

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06 Apr 08

80. I wouldn't mind being the last man on earth...just to see if all those women were telling me the truth!!

~~nmdavidb~~

I'm With Stupid

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06 Apr 08

81. I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

lioness

Antwerp, Belgium

Joined: 10 Mar 02
Moves: 46220

06 Apr 08

Originally posted by Gary Thomas
Remember that in order to get another life, -- you have to HAVE one first!

Don't worry about that! I HAVE a wonderful life 🙂

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

06 Apr 08

1 edit

82. Do not not walk...

*Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.

(-_-) ...................... [-_O]

* Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.

[-_O]....................... (-_-)

* Do not walk beside me either.

[-_O].....

(-_-) .....

* Just pretty much leave me the h*ll alone...

.............................................................................................................. 😀

~~nmdavidb~~

I'm With Stupid

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Moves: 2320

06 Apr 08

83. Lead, follow, or get the hell outta the way.

( the redneck version of GB's )