Roger Federer Facts

Originally posted by Palynka
You're right. You didn't get it.

Originally posted by skeeter
Oh yes I did.

skeeter

Originally posted by Palynka
Jesus wept.

Originally posted by Bobski
Is this guy related to Roger?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Jesus? Yes, I think they are brothers.

Roger wept.

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
😞😞

And the Chuck jokes can't be explained. You either get it, or you're British.

Originally posted by stevetodd
I think you will find that in the main it's the americans that keep asking what the chuck norris jokes are all about, even worse sometimes they don't even realize it's a joke and point out that he isn't a very good actor

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Chuck Norris does not act. A camera just follows him around as he kicks ass.

"The Wimbledon men's lawn tennis champion Roger Federer" is an anagram of "Note winning form. He ceded error balls? Tim Henman weeps."

Originally posted by ark13
Federer doesn't hit tennis balls; the balls run from his racket.

Only one person has ever seen Federer double fault. Federer politely asked him to not talk about it.

Federer never misses; the pop from his racket causes the linesmen to blink.

Federer's headband would end world hunger. Too bad he's never taken it off.

Federer was born with a tennis ...[text shortened]... ars; however, he's too modest to give it out.

Federer's serves break the sound barrier.