rubber ducks = evil

Originally posted by Marinkatomb
30,000 ducks at $50 a duck that's $1.5million!! You could buy a ship and staff it with a crew and still clear $1million if you put your mind to it. Who's up for it? 😀

they've already found most of the ducks...or they where frozen in alaska...so i'm guessing 5000 ducks tops....its still $500,000...i'm in.

Originally posted by Raven69
Well I would be, but a certain someone - lets just call him "Trev", no wait that's too obvious, lets call him "T" - has scared me from going near the ocean for the rest of my life.

i'm so sorry, swim over to ireland and if you don't get eaten my sharks, stung to death by jellyfish, strangled my a giant squad or frozen near greenland i'll buy you a beer....hows that sound?

oh and we better not forget the killer ducks, they might be your biggest threat.

Originally posted by trev33
i'm so sorry, swim over to ireland and if you don't get eaten my sharks, stung to death by jellyfish, strangled my a giant squad or frozen near greenland i'll buy you a beer....hows that sound?

oh and we better not forget the killer ducks, they might be your biggest threat.

...you're trying to kill me, aren't you?

Originally posted by Raven69
...you're trying to kill me, aren't you?

no i really, really want to buy you that beer.

you could just fly i wouldn't be going to the coast to watch to swim in.....do you know how cold the sea is around ireland? provably not as cold as canada but still cold enough to make your balls shrivel to the size of a pea.

Originally posted by trev33
no i really, really want to buy you that beer.

you could just fly i wouldn't be going to the coast to watch to swim in.....do you know how cold the sea is around ireland? provably not as cold as canada but still cold enough to make your balls shrivel to the size of a pea.

If you really want to buy me that beer, than just FedEx it to me.

Originally posted by Raven69
If you really want to buy me that beer, than just FedEx it to me.

sure, send me your address when you're sending me your SJ video and i'll post it over....what would you like?

Originally posted by trev33
sure, send me your address when you're sending me your SJ video and i'll post it over....what would you like?

Surprise me.

Originally posted by trev33
they've already found most of the ducks...or they where frozen in alaska...so i'm guessing 5000 ducks tops....its still $500,000...i'm in.

Wait, can't we just buy a load of ducks and sell them to the company for $50 a pop? More to the point, what the hell are they doing offering $50 a duck for anyway? What sort of contraband were they smuggling in these things?? Perhaps the head line should have read "Armada of 30,000 rubber "crack head" ducks invade Britain" That'd have sold some papers!! 😵

Originally posted by Marinkatomb
Wait, can't we just buy a load of ducks and sell them to the company for $50 a pop? More to the point, what the hell are they doing offering $50 a duck for anyway? What sort of contraband were they smuggling in these things?? Perhaps the head line should have read "Armada of 30,000 rubber "crack head" ducks invade Britain" That'd have sold some papers!! 😵

why don't we just spread that rummer...then say we found one of their ducks with 100g of coke inside it...threaten to go to the papers and settle out of court for a cool $1 million each...and a 100g of coke.

Originally posted by trev33
why don't we just spread that rummer...then say we found one of their ducks with 100g of coke inside it...threaten to go to the papers and settle out of court for a cool $1 million each...and a 100g of coke.

But if we are lying about finding the duck, where do we get the coke from? Why not find all the ducks...and the coke... and retire into coke oblivion on our own private island?

Originally posted by Marinkatomb
But if we are lying about finding the duck, where do we get the coke from? Why not find all the ducks...and the coke... and retire into coke oblivion on our own private island?

but what if there is no coke? we just borrow 100g of HoH's stash (that guy has to be on coke) put it in a random duck, say it's their duck and threaten we'll go to the papers..who at this point already thinks there's coke in the ducks because of our tip-off...and they pay us off a fortune.

Originally posted by trev33
but what if there is no coke? we just borrow 100g of HoH's stash (that guy has to be on coke) put it in a random duck, say it's their duck and threaten we'll go to the papers..who at this point already thinks there's coke in the ducks because of our tip-off...and they pay us off a fortune.

Good idea, though 100g of coke is going to be hard to come by. We need an investor. 😉

Originally posted by Marinkatomb
Wait, can't we just buy a load of ducks and sell them to the company for $50 a pop? More to the point, what the hell are they doing offering $50 a duck for anyway? What sort of contraband were they smuggling in these things?? Perhaps the head line should have read "Armada of 30,000 rubber "crack head" ducks invade Britain" That'd have sold some papers!! 😵

You should go into journalism.

Originally posted by Raven69
You should go into journalism.

Actually i'm Trevor McDonald in real life. 😉

Originally posted by Raven69
[b]I don't drugs,

And this from someone who's profile talks about gramar (I thinks it's grammar). Why is it that todays "University" students (not all but obviously some) don't know how to spell. I'll wager you don't have Spell Cheque.😏