Originally posted by saintnickAren't you special at working as a coal miner. Who does it for you anyway?
Here's an update on everyone:
Nicky is here wth me at my summer home in San Diego. Nicky was bad (dropped my rating) so she had to be spanked 😲 (no pony for her) Maybe I'll spank her some more tonight
Nick lives down the street and is doing great. He's been good so far this year. Right now he's getting ready to go on his summer internship to UCLA ...[text shortened]... , If you have a game with me, resign now and save yourself the embarassment for getting coal. 😵
Originally posted by saintnickSince production is 110% ahead of schedule can I get my present 110 days early? 😀
That's right. For those that remember, Santa had to go back to the North Pole to whip his lazy elves back into shape. Well, he called this morning and said that toy production was at 110% and well ahead of schedule. So, he'll be returning to RHP shortly.
Could everyone resign their games against me? He said that if I got his rating above 1500 while he was gone, I could have a pony for christmas and I want one really really reallly bad. 😀
Originally posted by saintnickMy parents did actually give me coal once as a joke. At the time we had a new puppy so I thought it puppy poo. ewwww...
Zoe, you'd better be afraid of the bunny. He can't play chess but he can sure box. Harry Potter is no match for a mad hare. 🙄
Rach, You don't get your present early but you'll get 110% of your usual serving of coal 😀
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You're right, the elves can't sue. They're indentured figments of my imagination which mandates their service for costs incurring for travel to the North Pole. They were trying to escape persecution as "little poeple" down here on the mainland when I arranged their travel and subsequent servitude.
Now, the reindeer are a different story. One year Blizten was getting tired of rooftop landing drills, so he got a hold of PETA. This smarty-pants lawyer shows up from New York talking a much of legal mumbo-jumbo. Then he said that he represented PETA and I said "Great, I love eating tasty animals, too. Want some venison?" He said that he had no idea Bambi could taste so good. Next time Blizten called them, they just responded "How much do you wiegh?"
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Originally posted by saintnickCan I have Blizten for Christmas? I promise I won't eat him.
You're right, the elves can't sue. They're indentured figments of my imagination which mandates their service for costs incurring for travel to the North Pole. They were trying to escape persecution as "little poeple" down here on the mainland when I arranged their travel and subsequent servitude.
Now, the reindeer are a different story. One year B ...[text shortened]... od. Next time Blizten called them, they just responded "How much do you wiegh?"
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