Seinfeld

Little Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry (countless times): Hello, Newman!

-Ray.

Not sure about the spelling...

Fazuli Jerry!

Same episode:

Stopping Short...

Using MY Move...

Ass Man!

You're Shmoopy!

No, you're Shmoopy!

George: Hey, we're getting Married!

Jerry: Oh, we broke up.

Elaine's dancing.

-Ray.

Bett Midler...
The Understudy!

The Understudy Drops a hotdog... cries, cries, cries!

Finds out her grandmother died... not a single tear.

Pineapple Ice.....

Korean Nail girls picking on "The Princess".... Frank the Spy......

Gah! I can't believe how many I remember, and what was going on in each episode!

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"Serenity please!!!"

I reckon the best Seinfeld moment is Elaine dancing.

George going to get a massage (expecting a woman, but gets a male therapist): "But what happens if it moves?!"

The abstinance episode.

Kramers talkshow setup in his flat.

Kramer giving Jerry blood.

Hehe the very last epidose "So whats up with all the sodomy ?" "Im gonna cut you seinfeld!"

Frank Costanza's Festivus holiday with its aluminum pole, airing of grievances and feats of strength.

-Ray.

Tony, Hey, Tony, Tony

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Tony, Hey, Tony, Tony

In no particular order:

1. The student Kramer got in to help him with Kramerica Industries walks into Jerry's flat, points his finger at Jerry, and says "Mr Kramer says Hey Buddy!".

2. Kramer walking with the music in the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat.

3. I love most of the time when George works for Kruger Industrial Smoothing.

4. George's attempts to get fired from the Yankees. I love the one where he dragges the trophy behind his car.

5. I love the Bubble boy conversation.

6. I love the second part of the episode where George starts at Play Now, going up the stair lift with "9 to 5" playing.

Ah! Too many moments to even list them so I'll stop.

PS: I named my two cats, T-Bone and Coco (George telling Jerry that his name George has not done anything for him, and Kruger ruining his chance of being nicknamed "T-Bone".)

Stay Away from the Chicken!!!! Bad Chicken!!!! Mess you up man!


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JERRY- Well it looks like you've adjusted to the boxers..

KRAMER- Wellll, I wouldn't go as far as that.

JERRY- You went back to the Jockeys?

KRAMER- Wrong again.

JERRY- [pause] Oh, no..

ELAINE- What? What?..

JERRY- Don't you see what's goin' on here??? .. No boxers, no Jockeys..

ELAINE- Eeaawww...

JERRY- The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine..