05 Jun 07
Originally posted by lauseyWoe is me.
Ahhh, the post of the decade has been removed. Shame. π³
Executive Summary:
GOLD!
1) Hygiene is secondary as I have become so morbidly obese I can no longer be intimate with my own buttocks.
2) I have the personality of a damp piece of white bread.
3) It is intrinsically obvious to the most casual observer that education is directly proportional to intelligence and the uneducated are only suited for prison, the Army, welfare and life in a trailer park.
4) Money will make you a better person and I expect my ho's to PRODUCE... there was also something about snorting lines of coke off transvestite phillipino prostitutes.
I hope you humorless trolls are satisfied. The tears of despair I have shed over the tragic loss of this fine material is causing puddles to form in my fat rolls and I think I have a rash starting to form.
Originally posted by ArrakisHow do you think people blind from birth decide who to marry?
The length of hair is not important at all...
What's important is (in order):
1) the person's physical condition
2) the person's personality
3) the person's education
4) the person's ability to attain wealth
Let me explain...
1) Why would anybody want to commit to a person who is sick? Or a person who is fat and not attractive?
2) Why would a ...[text shortened]... y want to enter into a relationship with a girl who cannot help with the financial burden?