63. Monica had driven all the way from Tupelo just to enter the Bingo tourney. On the way she decided to stop for gas at that station where Vlad, the super hot Russian immigrant, worked. She wondered if Vlad played bingo. No harm in asking, she figured.
62. Monica, in Tupelo, had been known as "Honey" by her daddy, Bucko, the town auto mechanic.
61. Bucko said to his daughter Monica, "Honey would you do me a big favour and go on down to Kerby Knob and fetch me a torque wrench at the fillin' station cause mine just broke. I didn't realize just how strong I was...or maybe how weak them Taiwanese peices of crap were." I was talking to the new guy there, think his name was Glad, or something like that. Anyways he said that he had one I could borrow"
60. Monica remembered meeting Vlad at the county fair where he had been Russian around for some cotton candy. She was delighted to go and pick up a long hardened steel wrench for daddy.
59. Bucko was trying his darndest to loosen the trap, in the washroom of his mechanics shop in Tupelo, Kentucky (not the other one), with his wrench when it broke. Honey, (his daughter Monica) had accidently dropped her engagement ring down the sink and both knew that if Fern (honeys betrothed and Buckos apprentice) ever found out that she'd fogetten to take it off while helping daddy change the heads on the 1948 Mercury there'd be "heck" to pay and at 6'14" neither Honey nor Bucko, wanted to be in his bad books. He wasn't the sharpest pencil in the case but he was certainly the most beligerent as could be attested by the fact that the reason for the heads in the '48 Merc being changed was that Fern had bitten them when he had his finger jammed in one of the belts when Bucko mistakenly heard him say "turn it on". Apparrently what he'd meant was the trouble light not the engine.
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Originally posted by coquette57. Honey said to Bucko, "Hey daddy I'm going to wash my hands jus now so I kin have my lunch. You wanna share some with me? I got a possum sandwich on white with mayo and some real good Chinee noodles, well that's what Pingpong said they was but I never seen no noodles that move. Oh and I got me a jug of that "hooch" Billy Bob brewed lass year". Bucko declined, graciously saying he had his own but thanks for the offer.
58. She finished and dutifully washed her hands like she been taught in 8th grade HI Gene class, the year she got prego the 1st time, an remembered to take off her ring to be able to wash proper when the durned thing axdentily knocks itself plum down into the hole an outright dispears.
56. The Country Crier laid was tossed out of the pick up in front of the Cash an Carry. Everyone took their turns lookin at the pictures of the hogs and latest prices on shrimp and the news to see who been nabbed and charged an if any a their kin bin let out a the hokey yesterday and also if there was anythin happenin soon and the buzz started bout the County Bingo Bash that was gonna be happenin. All the pretty girls started to plan on which shirt they was gonna wear with their best sneakers.
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Originally posted by coquette55. Bucko came out of the Hobarts Cash an Carry with a mittfull of "stuff" he said he needed for the shop, grease gun, gapper, set of wrenches (on sale in a buy one get one free deal in the flyer inserted in the County Crier), and best of all the new Best of Waylon Jennings 8 track. He slid it outta the box and inserted it., saying to Honey (AKA Monica), "Hey Darlin toss that paper out will ya 'cause we don't need it no more".
56. The Country Crier laid was tossed out of the pick up in front of the Cash an Carry. Everyone took their turns lookin at the pictures of the hogs and latest prices on shrimp and the news to see who been nabbed and charged an if any a their kin bin let out a the hokey yesterday and also if there was anythin happenin soon and the buzz started bout the Coun ...[text shortened]... ll the pretty girls started to plan on which shirt they was gonna wear with their best sneakers.