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Growing up in a seaside town, I spent most of my youth in the arcade, gambling my pocket money and trying to master Double Dragon. (It was all about the elbow attack).
I remember there was a horse racing game where you placed your bet on a little plastic horse and watched it run its race. (The ones that paid out the highest amount almost never won). On one particular occasion I was down to my last 10 pence and was torn on which horse to place it on. The horse that paid out the most (£2.50 as I recall) was called Gay Lord, and so naturally was a horse i never bet on, in fear that someone would see and give me a life long nickname. - Anyway, I wimped out and put the 10 pence on a horse with a more heroic name.
Gay Lord won the race, I missed out on £2.50 and was duly punished for my insecurities.
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeWas the nag that lost to Gay Lord called Ghost of a Duke then?
The horse that paid out the most (£2.50 as I recall) was called Gay Lord, and so naturally was a horse i never bet on, in fear that someone would see and give me a life long nickname. - Anyway, I wimped out and put the 10 pence on a horse with a more heroic name.
Originally posted by FreakyKBHThe religious right is in perpetual state of crisis.
What's the crises?
Some guys on here are finally being called out of the faggoty closets they've been bearding for so long, by others who def know a gayster when they smell one.
It seems more like a community service project than any "crises," in my opinion.
Whether it is same sex marriage.
Or evolution vs creationism.
Or dinosaurs walking the earth 6 thousand years ago.
Etc, etc, ...
It goes on and on.
Originally posted by FMFThank you for your censure.
This is, of course, neither a grown up joke nor an astute contribution to the discussion. Your 'audience' for this kind of stuff is presumably people with robbie carrobie's sense of humour. 😉
Having such an esteemed member of the forums such as yourself carries a tremendous amount of weight when it comes to such poignant insight and (harrumph -harrumph) correction.
In a world full of blowhards, you are CLEARLY the blow hardest.
DOUCHEBAG
Originally posted by robbie carrobieOf course you would provide him with the magnifying glass to find it! 😛
I think you are correct. Divegeester should just come out loud and proud emitting powerful rainbow beams from his posterior like some new millennial supergay hero. He is always fantasising about seeing me with my trousers down and his hero worship of FMF is quite clearly suppressed homosexual tendencies.
Kind Regards,
As Always,
-VR
Originally posted by robbie carrobierobbie I think you belong to the school of thought that all gays need to be cured is some long cross country runs before breakfast.
I think you are correct. Divegeester should just come out loud and proud emitting powerful rainbow beams from his posterior like some new millennial supergay hero. He is always fantasising about seeing me with my trousers down and his hero worship of FMF is quite clearly suppressed homosexual tendencies.
Cold showers and maybe a good thrashing from matron if seen acting a bit queer.
Originally posted by Captain StrangeAn excellent suggestion! nothing like a good thrashing from matron to sober a fellow up and cure him of his unsavoury tendencies.
robbie I think you belong to the school of thought that all gays need to be cured is some long cross country runs before breakfast.
Cold showers and maybe a good thrashing from matron if seen acting a bit queer.