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What would yours be? Mine would be a 37 year old thin Philosophy professor with a receding hairline who lives alone with his two pet frogs - Borris and Dorris. In his spare time he enjoys arguing on the internet, watching porn, and baking chocolate chip cookies. Online, he pretends to be a 19 year old girl who is into Star Wars and goes to the university at which he teaches.

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THORNINYOURSIDE

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Originally posted by Raven69
What would yours be? Mine would be a 37 year old thin Philosophy professor with a receding hairline who lives alone with his two pet frogs - Borris and Dorris. In his spare time he enjoys arguing on the internet, watching porn, and baking chocolate chip cookies. Online, he pretends to be a 19 year old girl who is into Star Wars and goes to the university at which he teaches.
Phew I thought you were describing me for a minute.

Thank goodness my frogs are called Dave and Elsie 😛

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Russ's Pocket

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mi tortuga usa un bigote, y deja el acuario pescar el mordisco sus órganos genitales

divegeester
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mine would be a hot emo chick with a great chess rating and a propensity to sleep around.

Bosse de Nage
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I am a sock puppet in search of a puppeteer.

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Mystic Meg

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My sock puppet would have holes in the heel and ballz of the toes... and green button eyes. I would use shredded denim to make hair for it. I would name it 'Foster'. This sock puppet would have black marker lips and nostrils.

When I use it, I would try to use a pretty original voice. Nothing like Cookie Monster, Grover, or Kermit the Frog.

It would be my friend.

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Bosse de Nage
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Originally posted by Phlabibit
My sock puppet would have holes in the heel and ballz of the toes... and green button eyes. I would use shredded denim to make hair for it. I would name it 'Foster'. This sock puppet would have black marker lips and nostrils.

When I use it, I would try to use a pretty original voice. Nothing like Cookie Monster, Grover, or Kermit the Frog.

It would be my friend.

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Master!

zeeblebot

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Originally posted by divegeester
mine would be a hot emo chick with a great chess rating and a propensity to sleep around.
divegeester:

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zeeblebot

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
My sock puppet would have holes in the heel and ballz of the toes... and green button eyes. I would use shredded denim to make hair for it. I would name it 'Foster'. This sock puppet would have black marker lips and nostrils.

When I use it, I would try to use a pretty original voice. Nothing like Cookie Monster, Grover, or Kermit the Frog.

It would be my friend.

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you been hanging out with reinfeld? coz you're starting to sound like him.

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
you been hanging out with reinfeld? coz you're starting to sound like him.
Yes, but the difference is that Phlab's a serious actor.

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Mystic Meg

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
you been hanging out with reinfeld? coz you're starting to sound like him.
Lucky for you avalanchethecat and I are now Mortal Online Enemies as of yesterday. I've checked my schedule and there is no way for me to fit you in.

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rookie54
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i would use phlabbit az my pocksuccit...
i would dye hiz hair a light shade of green...
i would keep him in my garage,
so that the neighbors couldn't see...


i am so very relieved to hear you have no time fer additional enemies...

HA!!!
rookie

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Granny

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Originally posted by Raven69
What would yours be? Mine would be a 37 year old thin Philosophy professor with a receding hairline who lives alone with his two pet frogs - Borris and Dorris. In his spare time he enjoys arguing on the internet, watching porn, and baking chocolate chip cookies. Online, he pretends to be a 19 year old girl who is into Star Wars and goes to the university at which he teaches.
If you add...."inhales sardines" to your list....i know the perfect puppet for you.



GRANNY.

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The Flat Earth

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Mine would be an illiterate comedian with an unwavering yet misplaced confidence in his own musical ability. I'd call him Flabby Rabbit, or something... 😀

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Russ's Pocket

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Mine would be soiled and hidden under the bed

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