Sockpuppets

Originally posted by zeeblebot
not after that. it's the burn heap for you.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
The sunburnt heap ... ?😞

My sock puppet would be a toe sock, in vibrant multi colours. The toes being his rainbow hair, he would be a Rastafarian named Yokim. He would replace my other puppet, a female named Monique. We had a falling out.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
My sock puppet would be a toe sock, in vibrant multi colours. The toes being his rainbow hair, he would be a Rastafarian named Yokim. He would replace my other puppet, a female named Monique. We had a falling out.

Originally posted by divegeester
mine would be a hot emo chick with a great chess rating and a propensity to sleep around.

Originally posted by Raven69
What would yours be? Mine would be a 37 year old thin Philosophy professor with a receding hairline who lives alone with his two pet frogs - Borris and Dorris. In his spare time he enjoys arguing on the internet, watching porn, and baking chocolate chip cookies. Online, he pretends to be a 19 year old girl who is into Star Wars and goes to the university at which he teaches.

Originally posted by Raven69
I'd be your sock puppet?

Originally posted by Raven69
Hmm, I was really expecting someone to take the "he said hot" shot...what's wrong with you people? You've gone soft!