04 Sep 05
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Originally posted by SiskinThat is excelent and reminded me of this:
DO RE MI DRINK
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DOUGH... the stuff... that buys me beer
RAY... the guy that sells me beer
ME... the one... who drinks the beer
FAR... a long run to get beer
SO... I'll have another beer
LA... I'll have another beer
TEA... no, thanks, I'm drinking beer
That will bring us back to (looks into empty glass) D'OH! ... Homer Simpson's beer song
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hollowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk,
At home as in the travern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer. The bitter and The lager
Forever and ever,
Barmen.
04 Sep 05
Originally posted by angie88Another Lady Astor/Churchill engagement:
I love those 2! 😀
One of their most renowned battles was at dinner at Blenheim Castle. The two were in the midst of an unholy row and Lady Astor was losing the logical argument. In the end she was reduced to simply; "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."
Churchill looked at her long and hard, then took the cigar from between his teeth. "And if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
04 Sep 05
Originally posted by angie88Coming from Germany, what do you expect? Everyone knows that the Germans don't know anything about beer. 😉
lol
I don't like beer much, although I like it more than milk... I prefer cocktails, because I think it's funny when drunkness suddenly kicks in. But yeah, that's just me... still sitting in front of my computer in jogging clothes at 20 past midnight, more than 2 hours after I came back... what a sad life I lead 🙁
05 Sep 05
Originally posted by widgetAnd another:
Another Lady Astor/Churchill engagement:
One of their most renowned battles was at dinner at Blenheim Castle. The two were in the midst of an unholy row and Lady Astor was losing the logical argument. In the end she was reduced to simply; "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."
Churchill looked at her long and hard, then took the cigar from between his teeth. "And if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Churchill (drunk): Lady Astor, you're damned ugly!
Lady Astor: And you're drunk, Mr Churchill.
Churchill: Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober.
05 Sep 05
Originally posted by rwingettOne of my favourites from 'The Simpsons' (conext is Bart is watching Homer to find a weakness he can exploit for April Fool's Day):
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and wo ...[text shortened]... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
~L. Mencken
Homer (surveying beers in fridge): Ah, beer. My only weakness. My Achilles Heel, if you will...
What follows is one of the funniest clips in Simpsons history, culminating in a beer mushroom cloud over Springfield. Classic.
05 Sep 05
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach
you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemmingway
He was a wise man who invented beer.
--Plato
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
--Oscar Wilde
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just
like to pee a lot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI