14 Jul 08
Originally posted by darvlaySeriously Darv... your little temper tantrums only makes me want to slap the sack harder against the backside of your mother. Just accept it and move forward please. We are happy.
..... by the likes of epic0002 and Iron Monkey, the former of which is just an idiot and the latter of which was turned off by your excessive thread creation which many found annoying.
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14 Jul 08
Originally posted by epic0002A mother joke. What a fresh and hilarious bit. Please make the laughs stop.
Seriously Darv... your little temper tantrums only makes me want to slap the sack harder against the backside of your mother. Just accept it and move forward please. We are happy.
14 Jul 08
Originally posted by epic0002I bet your wife is a real porker, isn't she?
A joke? oh yeah ..haha.. I was only kidding🙄
I bet she pours ranch dressing on her breakfast cereal, dresses your little spawn up in overalls and sends them off to school before capsizing onto the couch for a hard afternoon of watching Maury and drinking three litres of RC Cola straight from the bottle.
How is it waking up on your third of the bed to the sight of a burly hogwoman mouth-breathing at 80 decibels? Like a dog waking up to its breakfast, I'll bet.
14 Jul 08
Nevermind the kids. I can see the poor neglected little crackers now. Daddy, busy on the internet touching himself to whatever doesn't smell like month-old bellyroll lint. Mama, fell off the "tarlet", standing stick out of reach, needing a hoist. Brings a tear to my eye. But at least they'll grow up hating minorities. And that's enough to make daddy proud.