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I'm not Irish.

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Originally posted by Raven69
I'm not Irish.
Happy St. Patty's Day!


edit: I am Irish...well partly...so I can be kissed!

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Since St. Patrick's Day is my birthday, my dad used to call me the little Irishman. I was probably about 7 years old before I found out I was not Irish!

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Originally posted by ale1552
Since St. Patrick's Day is my birthday, my dad used to call me the little Irishman. I was probably about 7 years old before I found out I was not Irish!
When did you find out you weren't a man?

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Originally posted by mlprior
Happy St. Patty's Day!


edit: I am Irish...well partly...so I can be kissed!
Same to you!

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Originally posted by kirksey957
When did you find out you weren't a man?
I thought someone would pick up on that one! We were not politically correct in those days. None of this he/she stuff. Humans were not humankind. Spokesmen were not spokespersons, etc,. etc., Hi, Rev! Long time no see. I was always aware that I was not a boy! And my half-English, half-Scotch Grandmother did not quite approve of the Irish for some reason.

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i HAVE SOMETHING NAUGHTY ON MY LIPS I DONT THINK YOU WANT ON YOURS 😲

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Q: What is it that is Irish and spends the entire summer outside in the back yard?

A: Paddy O'Furniture

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The definition of Irish in encyclopedia dramatica is GOLD!

Just a bit re: American Irish:

Irish Americans are to Ireland what weeaboos are to Japan.

Irish Americans differentiated from real Irish people by the fact that they actually like Ireland and want to live in it. They tend to be confused 13-year-old fanboys who can be often found spending most of their time at Ye Olde Keltique Fayre 'N' Gatherin' O' Tha Clannes, held yearly in the parking lot of the Mexican flea market on the bad side of town, desperately trying to find any Irish ancestry possible so that they can celebrate St. Patrick's Day and find an excuse to get drunk. Usually they claim Irish lineage by having things like "Blonde hair" and "Blue eyes". They often have authentic Gaylick names like "Sully" "Fitzy" and "John". Irish Americans enjoy all of the authentic trappings of the Irish lifestyle by consuming uniquely Irish things like potatoes and beer. Most of them refer to themselves as Irish seeing as one of their great great great great great great great uncles twice removed emigrated to America from Ireland about a million years ago or something because of the evil limies. Irish Americans can also be found constantly fighting with Italian Americans, because they actually came from Italy and this makes them jealous.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Happy St. Patty's Day!


edit: I am Irish...well partly...so I can be kissed!
Everybody's Irish on St. Patty's Day.

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Pogue mahone

Ye ha!

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Originally posted by Raven69
I'm not Irish.
XO

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Originally posted by Seitse
The definition of Irish in encyclopedia dramatica is GOLD!

Just a bit re: American Irish:

Irish Americans are to Ireland what weeaboos are to Japan.

Irish Americans differentiated from real Irish people by the fact that they actually like Ireland and want to live in it. They tend to be confused 13-year-old fanboys who can be often found spending ...[text shortened]... ericans, because they actually came from Italy and this makes them jealous.
then again, who wouldn't want to be like shane?

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Originally posted by Raven69
I'm not Irish.
Neither was St. Patrick, so don't sweat it.

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Everyone is Irish today.

P-

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Originally posted by Seitse
The definition of Irish in encyclopedia dramatica is GOLD!

Just a bit re: American Irish:

Irish Americans are to Ireland what weeaboos are to Japan.

Irish Americans differentiated from real Irish people by the fact that they actually like Ireland and want to live in it. They tend to be confused 13-year-old fanboys who can be often found spending ...[text shortened]... ericans, because they actually came from Italy and this makes them jealous.
Irish-Mexican ftw! I get St Paddy's AND Cinco de Mayo.

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