Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Originally posted by Flying Dwarfgood script, someone should rehearse that with you
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
V ...[text shortened]... y spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Originally posted by Flying DwarfBut I don't like Spam!!
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
V ...[text shortened]... y spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Cheesburgy, Cheeseburgy, chips, no Coke....Pepsi!!!
Originally posted by rmackenIn the Navy,
tried spam in batter??
Used to call them "Elephants footprints" in the Navy!
😀
We will batter up your spam,
In the Navy,
You'll like it more than lamb,
In the Navy,
We'll serve it to you hot,
In the Navy,
Don't stray too far from the pot.
In the Navy, In the Navy.
Originally posted by MissOleumOriginally posted by Phlabibit
being old and ignorant, I'd like somebody to define "spam" too. I thought it was a million emails from a Rumanian casino or a pump'n'dump penny-dreadful peddler. What does it mean in a forum context please?
If you treat the forums like a chat-room you're going to get heat for spamming. Being young isn't an excuse. This is a forum, not your private chat room.
If you want to chat you can find a friend and pm them.. or you can use a chat utility like MSN or something.
If you post every minute, you're going to turn a lot of people off from using the forums when you are around, and that's not good for the site.
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