Go back
Spot the difference

Spot the difference

General

divegeester
watching in dismay

STARMERGEDDON

Joined
16 Feb 08
Moves
120562
Clock
15 Jan 23

What’s the difference between a “pansy” and “[REDACTED] meatball”

Kevin Eleven

Joined
06 May 15
Moves
27445
Clock
15 Jan 23

@shallow-blue said
I can hold a bunch of pansies in one hand.

Next question!
Nicely fielded!

Kevin Eleven

Joined
06 May 15
Moves
27445
Clock
15 Jan 23

@shallow-blue said
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Just one, if it's traveling fast enough.

Kevin Eleven

Joined
06 May 15
Moves
27445
Clock
15 Jan 23

@rookie54 said
i heard a rumor that if one were to eat potatoes whilst drinking 3.3 guinness the flatulence become intolerable for those in proximity to the diner/drinker
No, that's cabbage, not potatoes.

Kevin Eleven

Joined
06 May 15
Moves
27445
Clock
15 Jan 23

@ghost-of-a-duke said
That would be 3.3.
I thought maybe the 33 had to do with a love for record albums on vinyl, but probably not a hit because of the missing 1/3.

Kevin Eleven

Joined
06 May 15
Moves
27445
Clock
15 Jan 23

@shallow-blue said

Faggots are a main dish.
Only for people who eat twigs and ciggies.

Kevin Eleven

Joined
06 May 15
Moves
27445
Clock
15 Jan 23
1 edit

@trev33 said
Obnoxiously smug poofs is an understatement... The shear nerve to include a number in your username. I propose they be taken out to the courtyard and shot one by one until there are no numbers.
This place has a courtyard? I wish I had known that, because stepping outside for some fresh air would obviously have been the better choice in some cases.

(And of course in the future I'll try to pay attention and not wander between the firing squad and the perps.)

Kevin Eleven

Joined
06 May 15
Moves
27445
Clock
15 Jan 23

@great-big-stees said
He told me it was actually the number of times he tried to ask a certain “girl” out…with no success.😲
If we look at this sideways, perhaps it means he prefers two women at a time.

(or he has four teats)

divegeester
watching in dismay

STARMERGEDDON

Joined
16 Feb 08
Moves
120562
Clock
16 Jan 23

🌺 or 🧆 ?

Kevin Eleven

Joined
06 May 15
Moves
27445
Clock
16 Jan 23

The captain has activated the "no-geestering" sign.

Passengers found geestering in the loo will be deboarded mid-flight.

divegeester
watching in dismay

STARMERGEDDON

Joined
16 Feb 08
Moves
120562
Clock
16 Jan 23

@kevin-eleven said
The captain has activated the "no-geestering" sign.

Passengers found geestering in the loo will be deboarded mid-flight.
Excellent, let’s hope he keeps the sign up.

Kevin Eleven

Joined
06 May 15
Moves
27445
Clock
16 Jan 23

@divegeester said
Excellent, let’s hope he keeps the sign up.
Aren't you up past your bedtime?

divegeester
watching in dismay

STARMERGEDDON

Joined
16 Feb 08
Moves
120562
Clock
16 Jan 23

The Captain has switched off the sign already.

Kevin Eleven

Joined
06 May 15
Moves
27445
Clock
16 Jan 23

@divegeester said
The Captain has switched off the sign already.
Mike Oldfield -- "Five Miles Out"

Kevin Eleven

Joined
06 May 15
Moves
27445
Clock
16 Jan 23

What's the difference between a "conspirator" and a "co-conspirator"?

Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.