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Originally posted by Palynka
What? This film is GOLD!
http://s1.subirimagenes.com/otros/629006cobra.jpg
Meet the cure!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Ok, Stallonians, pick the worts from the following three...

Lock Up
Cobra
Tango and Cash

A free mug of 'Big Trouble in Little China' goes for those who explain their reasoning.
Lock Up.

Cobra had a still-hot Bridget Nielsen in it, not to mention the famous catch-phrase 'You're the disease, and I'm the cure.'. And Tango and Cash had Teri Hatcher while she was hot.

Lock Up had, well, Donald Sutherland.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Meet the cure!
Everything is Gold. From the shirt, to the sunglasses and the killer cigarette, with the tagline: Crime is a disease. Meet the cure.

And let's not forget that belt buckle.

Genius!

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Originally posted by wormwood
I sort of agree (also on oscar), but I just watched rocky first time after maybe 15 years, and man was it dated!

i t i s j u s t s o i n c r e d i b l y s l o o o o o w p a c e d !

time really hasn't been kind to rocky, it's just completely dated. and because it was a serious drama, it doesn't even have the camp quality most other dated mo ...[text shortened]... ocky's fault, the time has simply left it behind. there's no country for dated drama. :'(
its about the story. It doesn't have the slick prosuction values that even other movies of its day had. The lighting was bad, the sound was bad, but the story about a down and out fighter with guts and a dream of standing in the ring toe-to-toe with the best fighter in the world, well that's gold! It didn't have the formulaic ending either...he lost, yet despite the loss, he was a winner for what he accomplished against such steep odds. Maybe its time for a modernized remake.

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ya'll missed tha worst of tha worst...


cliffhanger...
and tha reasoning???

it wuzn't a cliffhanger...


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Originally posted by rookie54
ya'll missed tha worst of tha worst...


cliffhanger...
and tha reasoning???

it wuzn't a cliffhanger...


rookie
WRONG!~

cliffhanger was so-so as far as the story goes, but the cinematography was top notch, second to none. The action scenes were also quite good, not a 3 star movie by a long shot, but hardly his worst.

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Originally posted by wormwood
I sort of agree (also on oscar), but I just watched rocky first time after maybe 15 years, and man was it dated!

i t i s j u s t s o i n c r e d i b l y s l o o o o o w p a c e d !

time really hasn't been kind to rocky, it's just completely dated. and because it was a serious drama, it doesn't even have the camp quality most other dated mo ocky's fault, the time has simply left it behind. there's no country for dated drama. :'(
That's because it's weak and poorly acted. I don't care if it won an Oscar or three, I don't think anything is salvageable from that movie.

Rambo: First blood is his best. Shame the follow-ups turned Rambo in a propaganda cartoon.

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
Lock Up.

Cobra had a still-hot Bridget Nielsen in it, not to mention the famous catch-phrase 'You're the disease, and I'm the cure.'. And Tango and Cash had Teri Hatcher while she was hot.

Lock Up had, well, Donald Sutherland.
Don't forget Darv's hot for the Sutherlands.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Don't forget Darv's hot for the Sutherlands.
Well, yeah, but I should still get the mug of Big Trouble. Will Kim Catrell be included in the package?

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
Well, yeah, but I should still get the mug of Big Trouble. Will Kim Catrell be included in the package?
Kim is mine!* 😠

* I mean the one from those years. The horrible attempt of a woman and actress from 'Sex and the City'? That one you can have, I don't mind.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Have you ever been to Mexico?

Dude, those 'telenovelas' from the 80s are still running, and I don't mean the ones dub'd into Russian for the delight of those lovely babushkas next door.

In Colombia they keep watching 'Chavo del Ocho' from Mexico (1960s)
south american tv sucks monkey balls.

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How dare you speak badly about Sly!

HOW DARE YOU!

His worst one was his first one...."Party at kitty and studs" a porno.

It's true.

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Driven Hated it= Watched it anyway, mostly for the race.

Assassins = Loved it, but not because of Stallone. Although not his worst.

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Originally posted by 7circles
"Party at kitty and studs"
OMG! I had forgotten about that - i havent seen it all but i did see one of his "scenes"

that was BAD!!!!

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Surely you're joking? Sly did a porno?

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