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Originally posted by dale21
..jump on my back were going to vegas for an hour...
to have some fun. She quickly clambered on the beast's massive back and slapped the buffalo's...

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Originally posted by Wildfire
to have some fun. She quickly clambered on the beast's massive back and slapped the buffalo's...
...rectum to start him off flying. after 5 minutes she....

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Originally posted by dale21
...rectum to start him off flying. after 5 minutes she....
fell asleep and accidentally slipped off of the buffalo's back, causing her to....

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Originally posted by Wildfire
fell asleep and accidentally slipped off of the buffalo's back, causing her to....
...land face down in a pile of ...

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Originally posted by Wildfire
dog shit. She rolled around trying to get free, but she realized....
that she actually liked it. the smell reminded her of an aftershave her mate wildfire used to wear.

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Originally posted by dale21
that she actually liked it. the smell reminded her of an aftershave her mate wildfire used to wear.
Hey, what did I do? I'm innocent!


After about ten minutes, she got up and whistled: causing her trusty dog dale21 to come bounding in. In a sudden fit of anger, she grabbed dale21 and ripped his head off, causing blood to spray everywhere. She then threw the lifeless carcass on the ground, took off her shoes, and began jumping up and down on the body in a strange ritual. Spotting a nearby rock, she repeatedly hit dale21 until there was nothing left but a bloody stain on the ground. Satisfied at last, she ran away from the grisly scene and.... 😛

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Originally posted by Wildfire
Hey, what did I do? I'm innocent!


After about ten minutes, she got up and whistled: causing her trusty dog dale21 to come bounding in. In a sudden fit of anger, she grabbed dale21 and ripped his head off, causing blood to spray everywhere. She then threw the lifeless carcass on the ground, took off her shoes, and began jumping up and down on the body ...[text shortened]... t a bloody stain on the ground. Satisfied at last, she ran away from the grisly scene and.... 😛
lol. i like it. ...she stumbled across a telephone box and dialed

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Originally posted by dale21
lol. i like it. ...she stumbled across a telephone box and dialed
911. Unfortunately, she realized too late that the phone didn't work, causing her to....

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Originally posted by Wildfire
911. Unfortunately, she realized too late that the phone didn't work, causing her to....
...eat whatever happened to be nearby because...

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Originally posted by jfkjmh
...eat whatever happened to be nearby because...
she had an eating disorder that caused her to eat impulsively. When she finished her snack, a big gorilla lumbered into view and....

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Originally posted by jfkjmh
...eat whatever happened to be nearby because...
if she didnt get some nutrients inside her,then she might end up a quivering wreck,hooked on rhp just like *enter your choice of name here*

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Originally posted by fiesta
if she didnt get some nutrients inside her,then she might end up a quivering wreck,hooked on rhp just like *enter your choice of name here*
ozzy osbourne. she collected her thoughts and quickly...

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Originally posted by dale21
ozzy osbourne. she collected her thoughts and quickly...
put them into her handbag,along with the 20 pairs of shoes and change of wardrobe and the kitchen sink,and off she went in search of .........

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a stiff drink

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