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Very Rusty
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Originally posted by Seitse
I see you keep stalking me.

How old are you again?

Please stay away from me. You are creepy.
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Originally posted by Very Rusty
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Yes, it all fits the picture of you, creepy man.

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Originally posted by liquidator
Seriously Seitse - I think this is a really important survey.

1. Did you know Germans examine their own faeces after evacuation? Yes, I worked for a German company and that was in the policy manual.

2. Did you know that German flush toilets are designed specifically for such purpose? No - they did not provide us with flush toilets - loved our long ...[text shortened]... l these green facts very seriously

I trust that you will publish the results of your survey.
I am still pondering this surpirsingly serious reply, partner.

Give me some days to process the survey results.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I am still pondering this surpirsingly serious reply, partner.

Give me some days to process the survey results.
Seitse - I am deadly serious, but you can see our problem with the long drop as the Green party rules down here, we are all for the enviroment etc, but how do you suggest I examine my poo, 20 feet downunder.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Please be so kind to respond the following questionnaire.
Your input will help us further the research about Germans
and their habits.

1. Did you know Germans examine their own faeces after evacuation?

2. Did you know that German flush toilets are designed specifically for such purpose?

3. Did you know pharmacies in Germany sell special sticks for ...[text shortened]... enomena, would you travel to Germany or move there permanently?

7. Are you German?

Thanks!
seen a kind of raised squat toilet in russia, think it had a platform for the poo, no water in the toilet til you flushed. that what you mean? same in finland?

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
seen a kind of raised squat toilet in russia, think it had a platform for the poo, no water in the toilet til you flushed. that what you mean? same in finland?
we got those in holland too
quite usefull or else u might get this situation:
- you pee in the toilet
- you make nr.2, it falls down, in the 'water', some 'water' flys up and hits your butt🙁

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Originally posted by zozozozo
we got those in holland too
quite usefull or else u might get this situation:
- you pee in the toilet
- you make nr.2, it falls down, in the 'water', some 'water' flys up and hits your butt🙁
How do I get on in a long drop toilet - 20 feet DOWN.

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1. Did you know Germans examine their own faeces after evacuation? Yes. In fact I don't know of any people who never looked at their own excrements.

2. Did you know that German flush toilets are designed specifically for such purpose? No. And it's not true either.

3. Did you know pharmacies in Germany sell special sticks for faeces examination? As do pharmacies all over the world. It's called colon cancer early detection kit.

4. Would you examine your own faeces if a German would tell you that doing so is lots of fun? Of course. Even if it was not a German. And most positively so if it was an internist.

5. Would you examine your own faeces if a German would tell you that doing so is healthy? see above

6. After knowing this phenomena, would you travel to Germany or move there permanently? YES

7. Are you German? Yes.

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I was going to say "take this to the spirituality forum" but I see it doesn't really have anything to do with a nuns "garb"....sorry.

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Originally posted by zozozozo
we got those in holland too
quite usefull or else u might get this situation:
- you pee in the toilet
- you make nr.2, it falls down, in the 'water', some 'water' flys up and hits your butt🙁
i drop a toilet seat protector into the bowl first to prevent that, if i'm at work.

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
i drop a toilet seat protector into the bowl first to prevent that, if i'm at work.
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6813784-0-large.jpg
that thing?
That just protects your bumm from the bacteries the previous user left on the seat?
'water' can still splash up?

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