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@very-rusty said
They are a known cause of leukemia. In todays world practically everyone uses mirco waves. There was a time they said cigs wouldn't hurt you either. How WRONG they were eh...It is all about money at the end of the day, including the Microwave. Give us enough time and we will kill ourselves off! 😉

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"Known cause"?
By what mechanism?

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According to the Cancer Council:

Microwave ovens do not make foods radioactive. Microwave ovens heat food by producing radiation which is absorbed by water molecules in the food. This makes the water molecules vibrate and produce heat, which cooks the food. Microwaves heat food. They do not make any changes to food that aren’t made in any other cooking method. So they do not make food any more likely to cause cancer. If you follow the instructions for use for a microwave oven there is no known harmful effect on humans.

Read more at https://www.cancercouncil.com.au/86089/cancer-information/general-information-cancer-information/cancer-questions-myths/environmental-and-occupational-carcinogens/microwave-ovens-do-not-cause-cancer/#hT8eSG2VbieOo7GG.99

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Rusty Alert!

Gramophones are also 'not' dangerous. I repeat, gramophones are not dangerous!


(Small print: This excludes dancing where you might bump into a gramophone and it tips over and lands on your foot).

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@very-rusty said
Exposures of just 4 milligauss have been firmly linked to leukemia. Not surprisingly these magnetic fields have also been categorized as carcinogenic.
Where did this statement originate? There's no science to support it.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Rusty Alert!

Gramophones are also 'not' dangerous. I repeat, gramophones are not dangerous!
Suppose you're dancing and you bump into a gramophone and it tips over and lands on your foot?

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@handyandy said
Suppose you're dancing and you bump into a gramophone and it tips over and lands on your foot?
I believe you overlooked the small print in my above post.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I believe you overlooked the small print in my above post.
I wasn't wearing my eyeglasses. They cause malaria if I use them too much.

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@handyandy said
I wasn't wearing my eyeglasses. They cause malaria if I use them too much.
Not if you dunk them sir for 12 minutes in curdled goats milk.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Not if you dunk them sir for 12 minutes in curdled goats milk.
My goat doesn't seem to be curdled. Shall I shake her a bit?

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@handyandy said
My goat doesn't seem to be curdled. Shall I shake her a bit?
Too funny ....

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@wolfgang59 said
Went back to caveman living today.

Lots of half mugs of tea down sink.
Kids had cold milk on cereal for breakfast
Had to heat baked beans in a saucepan!
No idea how long to boil frozen peas.

MUST get new microwave at weekend!!!
My heart and thoughts are with you. You will persevere.

Probably...

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@mudfinger said
My heart and thoughts are with you. You will persevere.

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Couldn't wait.
Went out and bought the first one I saw.
Cheap as chips and 99 functions I'll never use.
No more living like a savage.

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@handyandy said
My goat doesn't seem to be curdled. Shall I shake her a bit?
Yes sir. Do so at once.

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@wolfgang59 said
Went back to caveman living today.

Lots of half mugs of tea down sink.
Kids had cold milk on cereal for breakfast
Had to heat baked beans in a saucepan!
No idea how long to boil frozen peas.

MUST get new microwave at weekend!!!
what is a microwave?

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@badradger said
what is a microwave?
Microwave:

Definition. - A small wave one gives to people when time is of the essence.

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