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That time of year for mice!

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I love killing small creatures. It makes me feel powerful, godly even. Just kidding!

I hate mice so they deserve to die! Has been cold during the days and nights around here so the little bastards come inside the home!

I saw one this morning in the kitchen. Due to a sighting last year I have kept all foods in the pantry inside glass jars, large plastic containers, etc. I'm not exactly sure what they're finding in the kitchen to eat.

The two house cats do nothing.

But, I set some snap traps throughout the kitchen.

I can't wait to hear that SNAP! and I come a runnin' and see a head rollin!

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Kills the cats for being useless.

They think they're better than you, anyway, so it's your chance to show 'em who's boss.

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Maybe something a little less cruel towards the cats, maybe the introduction of another cat that is willing to chase the mice, which might stir up some competition between them.

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I heard this story.... about a guy who threw a mouse into a fire.... only it ran back in the house... did you hear it?!

P.s. Do you like BIG CATS?

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So far no death. But soon, so soon! My tasty traps are just too good to pass up:

1) peanut butter traps
2) grain traps

It's just a matter of time before hunger takes over their little bodies & they come to check it out!

But POW! SNAP! CRACK! Their necks are broken, heads are rollin', and flood is a flowin'!

It's hilarious! The best part is they're so dumb. I'm sure there are many a mouse that has seen his other mouse friend get SNAPPED. Yet he too goes and checks out another trap.

HhAHhaHA1!

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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dcDqXUrPEZU&feature=related

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dcDqXUrPEZU&feature=related
hAhhAHAH!!!

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Originally posted by jlilly
I love killing small creatures. It makes me feel powerful, godly even. Just kidding!

I hate mice so they deserve to die! Has been cold during the days and nights around here so the little bastards come inside the home!

I saw one this morning in the kitchen. Due to a sighting last year I have kept all foods in the pantry inside glass jars, large plastic ...[text shortened]... the kitchen.

I can't wait to hear that SNAP! and I come a runnin' and see a head rollin!
:'(

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Originally posted by jlilly
So far no death. But soon, so soon! My tasty traps are just too good to pass up:

1) peanut butter traps
2) grain traps

It's just a matter of time before hunger takes over their little bodies & they come to check it out!

But POW! SNAP! CRACK! Their necks are broken, heads are rollin', and flood is a flowin'!

It's hilarious! The best part is they ...[text shortened]... other mouse friend get SNAPPED. Yet he too goes and checks out another trap.

HhAHhaHA1!
You appear to be a rather odd sort of person jlilly. May i ask for some crapola...please?

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by jlilly
I love killing small creatures. It makes me feel powerful, godly even. Just kidding!

I hate mice so they deserve to die! Has been cold during the days and nights around here so the little bastards come inside the home!

I saw one this morning in the kitchen. Due to a sighting last year I have kept all foods in the pantry inside glass jars, large plastic ...[text shortened]... the kitchen.

I can't wait to hear that SNAP! and I come a runnin' and see a head rollin!
Mice are terrible! At an apartment of mine a few years ago we had to wage all out war on every rodent in the house. The final tally/death count was:

MICE 36
HUMANS 1
(One of our roommates moved out :'()

Disgusting! Serious vermin infestation. Never again will I live in a house where filthy people live in the basement.

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Originally posted by jlilly
I love killing small creatures. It makes me feel powerful, godly even. Just kidding!

I hate mice so they deserve to die! Has been cold during the days and nights around here so the little bastards come inside the home!

I saw one this morning in the kitchen. Due to a sighting last year I have kept all foods in the pantry inside glass jars, large plastic ...[text shortened]... the kitchen.

I can't wait to hear that SNAP! and I come a runnin' and see a head rollin!
Is that eldragonfly I hear coming?

S
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Originally posted by rbmorris
:'(
But what to do? They keep coming back if you use humane traps! :'(

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
But what to do? They keep coming back if you use humane traps! :'(
You drive them out of town, silly. You don't just put them outside and tell them to stay.

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r
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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You don't just put them outside and tell them to stay.

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Unless they're on fire.

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