Originally posted by Hand of Hecate*sigh*
Captain Motivation,
You have obviously underestimated the apathy of the users of this site.
You've even failed to get all of your own Clan members to vote. For that matter, it appears that you are a collosal failure in pretty much everything you do. Fortunately, you've set that chimptard Starrman up as the fall guy for when you fail at thi ...[text shortened]... rman as well.
Fearless leader my @$$, I'd sooner have that moron Freddy as head of the clan.
I wish everyone put as much energy into this site as you HoH. You are my garden of salvation. Let's hug sometime.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateIf I was a dope fiend, why would I be sniffing glue?
Speaking of pigs, I hate your new walrus avatar.
PS: Stop sniffing glue you little dope fiend.
EDIT: The old flopping walrus got a big "C" put on it, so I decided it was time for me to stop stealing copyrighted stuff. This walrus got the second most votes in the walrus vote thread, so I'm using it.
MORE VOTES! MORE VOTES! COME ON! COME ON! OY! VOTE! VOTE!
Jesus, what's happening to me?
Um...
I voted, and now I feel like a new man! Women come up to me in the street and sniff my clothes with their pretty little rabbit noses. Men clamber over each other to shake my hand. If you don't vote soon there'll be no time left, and you'll be out in the cold rain dying of hypothermia and nobody will care. That's right. Vote, or die of hypothermia. In the rain. AND you'll go to hell too.