its more of a shame they sent you to pig slaughter,
look at all these knifes i have brought ya!!
you can lots of fun with them how about slicing ur son and ur daughter!
then u'll go to prison and meet some guy called Butch
catchin u in dark corners, where he'll hold u down and say sush!!!
then u'll limp home crying like someone had just stuck a carrot up ur tush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hola at ya boy!!!
-dom
Originally posted by the dominatorI'll take my carrot and give you a push,
its more of a shame they sent you to pig slaughter,
look at all these knifes i have brought ya!!
you can lots of fun with them how about slicing ur son and ur daughter!
then u'll go to prison and meet some guy called Butch
catchi ...[text shortened]... k a carrot up ur tush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hola at ya boy!!!
-dom
I'll give you a push right of the, the, er, 😕 cliff......ush.
you'll fall down and get quite a biff,
and in the morning you'll let off a whiff,
and when the people come to see,
come to see what you've done to mee,
They'll howl, and frown and get your ass down,
and give you a kicking.
oh dear....😞
Originally posted by the dominatorI hear ya Dom, I used to be thin.
i think im about to sob,
cause i eat to much and im turning into a fat blob,
and my girlfriend says im a dumb nob,
i guess its cause i smoke to much herb like bob......
But now I can't see my shirt due to my fifteen chins.
I've been out the "diet door" more times than "in".
"Hey there is one more carmel cluster left in the See's candy tin."
i read that post with a big grin,
but to my luck my little cousin kicked my in the shin,
i said ouch! and wacked him with a bottle of gin,
he was out cold, so i threw him in the bin,
oh well tough loss,
i guess its back to the chocolate bars,
slothing around in my flat,
cleaning out my fridge and getting fat,
playin chess, and having a little chat!
-dom!
Originally posted by the dominatorsorry guys i have an urge to ryme,
i read that post with a big grin,
but to my luck my little cousin kicked my in the shin,
i said ouch! and wacked him with a bottle of gin,
he was out cold, so i threw him in the bin,
oh well tough loss,
i guess its back to the chocolate bars,
slothing around in my flat,
cleaning out my fridge and getting fat,
playin chess, and having a little chat!
-dom!
im so hungry its almost my tea time,
i eat bannas and trees i climb.
my favourite show is on tonight at nine,
how about being drunk and walkin on a thin line,
or seeing jenifer lopez naked, cause she so fine
no wonder. shes spent millions on that behind,
i heard Ciara was a man have i gone blind?
i'll accept she different one of a kind,
i think im crazy i've lost my mind,
hear come those guys with my strait jacket i better hide,
but im lost in direction i need a guide,
hay heres a truck, i'll hitch a ride,
thanks kind sir, how much do i owe you?
he whispered in my ear
and i screamed "no!!! i dont want to blow you"
i jumped out the window and i was somewhere near Texus,
this hot chick stoped by me in a lexus,
she looked like she was rich, i could see by her necklace,
i hoped in and she was driving really reckless,
my seat belt was jamed, i said. "can u help me connect this.
"yes i can check this"
like a typical blonde she took both hands off the wheel,
the car slided, and proceed down a hill,
when we were a the bottom, she was dead, her polse i couldnt feel,
so i opened wat was left of the cubby hole, and saw a 9inch mil,
it was loaded i guess i have nothing to live for,
here goes nothing "bang". .my dead corpse fell to the floor. . . .
just abit bored
-dom
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