The Halloween Limerick Competition

@torunn said
If you did a good limerick, it would be a much appreciated contribution.

@very-rusty said
What if it was considered bad, what about the members who just like to pick, I need not mention names! Why leave myself open for that? Again No Thanks!

EDIT: Suggest just get back to doing Limericks.

-VR

@very-rusty said
It has been for a few years I believe, but I find it does turn into a popularity contest. I can see if I did a Limerick how it would be torn apart, No Thanks! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
What if it was considered bad, what about the members who just like to pick, I need not mention names! Why leave myself open for that? Again No Thanks!

EDIT: Suggest just get back to doing Limericks.

-VR

@very-rusty said
What if it was considered bad, what about the members who just like to pick, I need not mention names! Why leave myself open for that? Again No Thanks!

EDIT: Suggest just get back to doing Limericks.

-VR

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe
Each took their turn at the stove
"For starters toad stew"
"And then roast gnu"
"And for afters I've baked a silk bathrobe"

We're going to keep going? kewl
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There once was a Hunchback from Spain,
Who grimaced and gimped in the pain,
He tinkles the bells, chants such dark spells,
And raises Great Organ - Oh, it's insane

@earl-of-trumps said
We're going to keep going? kewl
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Out late on the moors, Neil was bitten,
and it wasn't by some giant kitten,
he screamed like a fairy,
it was big and quite hairy,
(so far the best thing I have written).

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Out late on the moors, Neil was bitten,
and it wasn't by some giant kitten,
he screamed like a fairy,
it was big and quite hairy,
(so far the best thing I have written).

My creature prostrate on the table
Cadaverous potential disabled
His ugliness veiled
God’s genesis assailed
Come, let us make man enabled

It was a lovely evening for a stroll,
when Neil was gobbled up by a troll
his bones were all mangled,
his favourite cardigan all tangled,
the troll required omeprazole.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke

I don't object to being called a fairy but accusing me of wearing cardigans is against the TOS. #metoo

@neilarini said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke

I don't object to being called a fairy but accusing me of wearing cardigans is against the TOS. #metoo

the stench of decay
made the ghouls play
hold your noses
pick some roses
or just simply say nay