Give it a shot. The common mind of RHP will definitely come up
with a decent profile which we can then forward to the Canadian
Social Services Office.
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First Name: Carlos
Gender: Male
Age: Between 60 and 80
Profession: In-between unemployments
Current Job: Full time poster @ RHP's general forum
Status: Divorced
Children: Some but they ran away from him so long ago that it's hard to tell
Pets & their names: One dead turtle (Tony)
Interests: Annoying people in the internetz
Sexual interests: Wut?
Sexual Orientation: Some mild arousal from posting in the internetz
Current vehicle: He hasn't left his living room since 1997
Favorite vehicle: N/A
Favorite Music: Gilligan Island's theme
Favorite Artists: www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
Favorite Movie: Leaving Las Vegas
Favorite TV show: Anything with Billy Mays in it
Top five that I would like to sleep with before I die: Wut?
If you could spend a day with one person, alive or dead: Any Lolcat
Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Diet Coke and Mentos
Favorite Alcoholic drink: Are you paying?
Worst Job ever held: Assistant to a veterinarian collecting bull sperm samples
Average nights sleep: It depends on the internet outage time
Carlos has an interesting background, he has claimed to be a lawyer, a professor of hispanic literature, a producer of stage plays, and a volunteer at a men's homeless shelter.
Yet he manages to spend an enormous amount of time posting here. Doesn't hardly play chess, but he does love to post. His posts mostly revolve around insulting people.