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We have a lunch truck that comes every day. One of the ladies who works here goes out every day to Troll the Lunch Truck.

"Oh, I see you don't have hot dogs today. I really wanted a hot dog. I'm going to stop bothering coming out".

Next day, when he does have hot dogs she asks what else he has.

'Well I have hot dogs.'

"No, I had hot dogs last night because you didn't have them for lunch".

Finally I tell the guy she's never satisfied with anything... and that's how she is at work too.

Next day, she goes out and looks around the truck... "No hot dogs today?"

He says, 'Actually I do, would you like one or two'? as he slides them out from behind a pan. Her face said it all too... she didn't want one at all. She ended up buying one because she got called out.

Funny, she hasn't gone outside since for the lunch truck.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
We have a lunch truck that comes every day. One of the ladies who works here goes out every day to Troll the Lunch Truck.

"Oh, I see you don't have hot dogs today. I really wanted a hot dog. I'm going to stop bothering coming out".

Next day, when he does have hot dogs she asks what else he has.

'Well I have hot dogs.'

"No, I had hot dogs las ...[text shortened]... called out.

Funny, she hasn't gone outside since for the lunch truck.

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lol... she play chess?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
We have a lunch truck that comes every day. One of the ladies who works here goes out every day to Troll the Lunch Truck.

"Oh, I see you don't have hot dogs today. I really wanted a hot dog. I'm going to stop bothering coming out".

Next day, when he does have hot dogs she asks what else he has.

'Well I have hot dogs.'

"No, I had hot dogs las ...[text shortened]... called out.

Funny, she hasn't gone outside since for the lunch truck.

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i like the sound of this lunch truck guy 😀

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
lol... she play chess?
Never asked, don't care. She'd probably talk out loud the whole time..

"Well, I could capture your queen with my bishop, but I'd only be up six points so I won't bother".

This is the lady who said she wouldn't want to win a million dollars because they take so much tax out of it.

Cripes lady.

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Originally posted by Silverstriker
i like the sound of this lunch truck guy 😀
LOL, I should have told GB, "She doesn't, but it sounds like the Lunch Truck guy probably does."

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Never asked, don't care. She'd probably talk out loud the whole time..

"Well, I could capture your queen with my bishop, but I'd only be up six points so I won't bother".

This is the lady who said she wouldn't want to win a million dollars because they take so much tax out of it.

Cripes lady.

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I thought my mother was in Phoenix! You guys can keep her though. Thanks!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
LOL, I should have told GB, "She doesn't, but it sounds like the Lunch Truck guy probably does."
Next time, maybe ask him... and invite him to join Red Hot Pawn

(and give with the goodies by contributing to the General Forum)!


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Next time, maybe ask him... and invite him to join Red Hot Pawn!
You should stand on a corner with a sign asking EVERYONE to join RHP.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You should stand on a corner with a sign asking EVERYONE to join RHP.
Met at least a half dozen chess players in recent years. Talked chess

and played otb with them but chose not to invite any to join RHP.


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Originally posted by pawnhandler
I thought my mother was in Phoenix! You guys can keep her though. Thanks!
HA!

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
lol... she play chess?
LoL whenever I hear about some new girl I always ask "Is she Hot?" and "Does she play chess?" The wife always yells at me for it.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
We have a lunch truck that comes every day. One of the ladies who works here goes out every day to Troll the Lunch Truck.

"Oh, I see you don't have hot dogs today. I really wanted a hot dog. I'm going to stop bothering coming out".

Next day, when he does have hot dogs she asks what else he has.

'Well I have hot dogs.'

"No, I had hot dogs las ...[text shortened]... called out.

Funny, she hasn't gone outside since for the lunch truck.

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I don't think I have EVER eaten something off a lunch truck.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
We have a lunch truck that comes every day. One of the ladies who works here goes out every day to Troll the Lunch Truck.

"Oh, I see you don't have hot dogs today. I really wanted a hot dog. I'm going to stop bothering coming out".

Next day, when he does have hot dogs she asks what else he has.

'Well I have hot dogs.'

"No, I had hot dogs las ...[text shortened]... called out.

Funny, she hasn't gone outside since for the lunch truck.

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how's she look in a bikini?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I don't think I have EVER eaten something off a lunch truck.
I usually don't either, unless they have sausage sangrich. Problem is, anything I do get from the truck I am starving by 4pm. If I go get a lunch, I'm good til after 7 or 8.

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
how's she look in a bikini?
Ug, I've never thought of that before... and hope I never do again.

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