The perfect inconspicuous weapon

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Golf club.

(Used to carry a driver and putter on the bus to the local driving range.)

Edit: Essential to keep the novelty cover on the driver.

I think old Indian should be applauded for what is a truly outstanding thread creation.

My “stare” 😳

@great-big-stees said
My “stare” 😳

@trev33 said
Inconspicuous? Come on Freddy.

@drewnogal said
Nice one 🙂, so your foiled attacker regains consciousness to give a statement that he was hit to the floor by a squirrel.

When I got home after the UEFA Cup final in 2001 I realised I had had a Swiss army knife card in my wallet the whole time. So that's twice through John Lennon Airport, twice through the German airport and through the security into the ground without anybody picking it up.

@the-gravedigger said
A frozen leg of lamb.
Ideal for battering burglars.
Once you have done the deed pop it into the oven.
When the cops are searching your property for the murder weapon you are calmly tucking into a nice dinner. Don't forget the mint sauce.

@moonbus said
Ah, the disappeared murder weapon. An icicle.

@drewnogal said
Nice one 🙂, so your foiled attacker regains consciousness to give a statement that he was hit to the floor by a squirrel.

They don’t call them killer heels for nothing.

A machine gun painted bright pink and covered in cute sparkles.

Mmmmm candy 🤗

I thought you said sprinkles 🤔

Being that most of my state allows open carry, just strap one on, act nonchalant.