The Pointless Argument Game (PAG)

Originally posted by ChessNut
I propose that "Silly Walking" be instituted as an Olympic Sport.

(Inspired by a previous post. Thanks StarValley) 😉

Originally posted by chewie
I contend that there are already several 'silly walking' Olympic Events:

1) the hurdles
2) the triple jump
3) the marathon (when the contenders get too tired, stagger a bit, and fall down; or trip over.

Bryan, you lose several hundred points for not realizing all of this.

Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Now you are resorting to "Ad Hominim" attacks! :'( You know that I hold the institutions of this great nation dear to my heart. To so wantonly, maliciously use my own arguments and ideas against me is utterly unforgiveable. 😠 Please reconsider your insinuations and slander.😞😉

Current scores:

chewie 11
SVW 6
TP 3
CN 1
RC -12
Phla 2

Acolyte, here's another proposition:

You can't count. You chose to abbreviate "chessnut" as CN, but did not abbreviate the longer "thepunter". What gives 😛?

Originally posted by royalchicken
All right, I'll maintain the topic. Here's an airtight logical argument 😛

1. Today I drove a car for the second time.

2. Both times I have driven a car, I have not been drunk.

3. Nor have I been hanged.

4. You're not allowed to know which position I support.

Acolyte, do I get 382 points and the Ridiculous Locution Award 😉?

Originally posted by ChessNut
Ahh Hah! You have obviously never seen Silly Walking at the level I'm referring to. It ranks up there with the toughest Aerobics out there in the number of calories burned per mile... This proposition is at least worth a few points... hey, wait a minute! You're not the scorer. That should be -600 points for you for overstepping you authority. 😛

Originally posted by Acolyte
Current scores:

chewie 10
SVW 4
thepunter 3
CN 1
RC -13

Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Hold on there! Not so fast... Consider this question from the audience that I got after addressing a conference on UFO's recently...

A ladie arose from the audience and asked...

"If a flying saucer didn't crash at Roswell, why won't the government release the information? Why won't they show us photos to prove there were no aliens there?"
...[text shortened]... of my pocket a stack of ten pictures of no aliens and handed them to her. 😞 Take that, Lady!😠

Originally posted by royalchicken
Acolyte, here's another proposition:

You can't count. You chose to abbreviate "chessnut" as CN, but did not abbreviate the longer "thepunter". What gives 😛?

I concur, in fact, if one assumes the "ancient astronaut" theory, it is easy to infer that distilleries are essentially extraterrestrial constructs.

Originally posted by ChessNut
I object!! Chewie hasn't picked a proposition let alone effectively argued one! 😉 Besides there isn't an argument more pointless than my proposal! I vote for another counting of the Hanging Chads I must have more points than this!

Remember, you are allowed to make donations to the two players (chewie and SVW), except for RC, as his score is negative and that would be unfair.

Originally posted by royalchicken
I concur, in fact, if one assumes the "ancient astronaut" theory, it is easy to infer that distilleries are essentially extraterrestrial constructs.

Originally posted by chewie
Ah - but I have, remember we just consumed the Ministry of Silly Things (and I contend a walk is a kind of abstract thing - at least that's what their lawyers told us..).

ok - you can have 2 points, now back to your Aerobics 😛