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Originally posted by chessnut57
So far this thread has 52% less insults than the average thread in the Debates forum....
Not being, myself, a math-hole, I can't argue with your numbers.

On the other hand, given the number of fatheads posting here, this is hardly an exercise in shaving carbohydrates.

And then there's the issue of the bitchin' twit that started the thread. Time to dream up snot-smeared distractions, mOd, eh? But no guts to accept the challenges we sent you today?

Get a life! Get two - the first one will diappear down the vacuous rabbit-hole of your brainlessness!

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Originally posted by widget
Not being, myself, a math-hole, I can't argue with your numbers.

On the other hand, given the number of fatheads posting here, this is hardly an exercise in shaving carbohydrates.

And then there's the issue of the bitchin' twit that started the thread. Time to dream up snot-smeared distractions, mOd, eh? But no guts to accept the challenges we sent ...[text shortened]... life! Get two - the first one will diappear down the vacuous rabbit-hole of your brainlessness!
You know, I started to insult you but it's highly unfair of me to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent......

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
It's all a facade. He uses the old 'Right-click, select all, copy, paste into MS Word and run a spell check' trick. 😛
lol

I wouldn't trust that thing to help me write a sentence in the first place, let alone check its spelling.


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Originally posted by Bowmann
lol

I wouldn't trust that thing to help me write a sentence in the first place, let alone check its spelling.


Edit: (Almost forgot.) Plonker!

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Apart from letting that thing check my spelling, there are no other options I would permit it to do. Not even trust it to write a sentence with help or something.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
lol

I wouldn't trust that thing to help me write a sentence in the first place, let alone check its spelling.


Edit: (Almost forgot.) Plonker!
Well now... look who's back out from his rock.....did elementary school let out early? As this IS the insult thread.... Bowmann, you sir, are an idiot. Wow I feel so much better.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69

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Apart from letting that thing check my spelling, there are no other options I would permit it to do. Not even trust it to write a sentence with help or something.
Psssstt, Hey, Jimmy,,,,,,,,,,SHUT THE H*LL UP you slug!!!


Edit...didn't mean the slug bit...thats an insult to slugs everywhere.

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Originally posted by ETeach
You know, I started to insult you but it's highly unfair of me to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent......
"Cry havoc!, and let slip the dogs of war!" you say. How original!

More like "Cry in my coffee and watch me slip on the dog-doo on the lawn."

What weapons do you want, dimwit? Sarcasm? Hyperbole?

Why not continue in your derivative and completely imitative way to quote witty aphorisms written long before your particular progenitoric sperm slipped into the wrong egg. Now the yolk's on all of us....

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Originally posted by widget
"Cry havoc!, and let slip the dogs of war!" you say. How original!

More like "Cry in my coffee and watch me slip on the dog-doo on the lawn."

What weapons do you want, dimwit? Sarcasm? Hyperbole?

Why not continue in your derivative and completely imitative way to quote witty aphorisms written long before your particular progenitoric sperm slipped into the wrong egg. Now the yolk's on all of us....
Al that wine has gone to your head you dumb*ss. Yeah well ya gotta quote somebody... I guess all the great writers can't be from the U.S. As for the gene pool, the most intellegent aspect of yourself has obviously ran down your daddys leg. "Damn" he cried, "Missed again!"

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why the **** are you ****** ****** posting all of these stupid insults?????????????????????
what the **** is it going to achieve??

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Originally posted by chessmaster111
why the **** are you ****** ****** posting all of these stupid insults?????????????????????
what the **** is it going to achieve??

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You should submit those four-letter words to your Palindrome thread.


Edit: As I can't be bothered, you may select your own insult...

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Originally posted by Bowmann
You should submit those four-letter words to your Palindrome thread.


Edit: As I can't be bothered, you may select your own insult...
Hey Einstein, read the thread title......If ya here, your fair game. Please refrain from reproduction as the gene pool is watered down enough as it is. Of course, were jimslp69 comes from...all DNA is the same.....

(Edit} Geezey weezzy all you peoples dumb*ss comments have made me respond to the wrong poster.....this was for you "Chessmaster"

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Originally posted by ETeach
Hey Einstein, read the thread title......If ya here, your fair game. Please refrain from reproduction as the gene pool is watered down enough as it is. Of course, were jimslp69 comes from...all DNA is the same.....

(Edit} Geezey weezzy all you peoples dumb*ss comments have made me respond to the wrong poster.....this was for you "Chessmaster"
If I were you, I'd consider a lobotomy an improvement.

Maybe you can write it off, teachy, on your income tax as a self-help expense.

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Originally posted by widget
If I were you, I'd consider a lobotomy an improvement.

Maybe you can write it off, teachy, on your income tax as a self-help expense.
Listen...I'll speak slow and use small words so you can get it.....Widgy.... If I had half a brain I'd still be twice as smart as you. If your brain was put on the sharp side of a razor it would look like a B.B. on an 8 lane highway. Put down the crack pipe dude....

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Originally posted by chessnut57
So far this thread has 52% less insults than the average thread in the Debates forum....
Just remember, in an infinite number of universes, you are gay in
some of them.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Just remember, in an infinite number of universes, you are gay in
some of them.
And your gay in this one?

Edit....Stoopid!!!!

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