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Things to Come (predictions for the 2020s)

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@divegeester said
No predictions?
I Predict a RIOT.

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@caesar-salad

“ Meat eating will continue.”

But not as we know it ~

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2020/jan/01/food-in-2050-bacon-grown-on-blades-of-grass-and-bioreactor-chicken-nuggets

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@drewnogal said
Oh I am 😠!

When he next comes to my home for tea he’ll be getting a sardine & avocado salad, vegetable chilli and yogurt with nuts and berries.
Sounds delicious.

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@drewnogal said
A bit like comparing an inoffensive, neat pile of horse manure to the disgusting squirt of mess a cat produces when fed cheap tinned food 🤢
There is nothing in the world more offensive and downright dangerous than cat poo on a linoleum floor.

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@badradger said
I Predict a RIOT.
You got it!

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@badradger said
I Predict a RIOT.
I like the "Quiet" kind....Ya know, Cum on Feel the Noize.

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Nosterhommus predicts:

- An escalation of pretexts.
- A sudden catastrophe.
- Misplaced accountability.
- Justifications for perpetual war.
- Election suspension.

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@badradger said
I Predict a RIOT.
You are very right. For the first time in my life I’d be prepared to riot.

Tony Benn in the House of Commons Iraq Bombing Speech

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@drewnogal said
@caesar-salad

“ Meat eating will continue.”

But not as we know it ~
Yes. Yes, it will. Despite Greenpeas' attempts to convince us that agricultural waste is a vegetable, meat eating as we know it will continue among people who know what's good for their health.

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@divegeester said
There is nothing in the world more offensive and downright dangerous than cat poo on a linoleum floor.
Almost nothing.

The cat itself is marginally
if you're a human; if you're wildlife, disastrously and disgustingly
more dangerous, and decidedly more offensive.

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@wolfe63 said
Nosterhommus predicts:

- A sudden catastrophe.
- Misplaced accountability.
Noserblowus predicts:
- Misplaced apostrophes.

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@drewnogal said
You are very right. For the first time in my life I’d be prepared to riot.

Tony Benn in the House of Commons Iraq Bombing Speech

[youtube]HfXmpJRZPYI[/youtube]
Tony Benn is one of the few British politicians in whose face I would not gladly, a prima vista, fire an elephant shell.

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@shallow-blue said
Almost nothing.

The cat itself is marginally [hidden]if you're a human; if you're wildlife, disastrously and disgustingly [/hidden]more dangerous, and decidedly more offensive.
On a scale of 1 to 10... 10 being Marc Almond on an anal relaxant... how homosexual are you?

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@divegeester said
There is nothing in the world more offensive and downright dangerous than cat poo on a linoleum floor.
Lino floors were lethal, reminds me of when my dad slid on an older drunken brother’s vomit as he walked to the loo across a darkened landing, his dressing gown flying up as his bare back slapped the floor 🤣

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@drewnogal said
Lino floors were lethal, reminds me of when my dad slid on an older drunken brother’s vomit as he walked to the loo across a darkened landing, his dressing gown flying up as his bare back slapped the floor 🤣
Sounds like a good opening line for this year's prose contest.

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