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Originally posted by Lundos
I not sure you want to talk about eating (chewing and biting) and that exact area.

The mods are laughing too.
😲😲😲

Bed sounds like a good idea to me. And I'm fresh out of jokes.
Night now.
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Originally posted by mlprior
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.


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Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

The one who can eat the last donut.






I'm wondering if there are any moderators around tonight?
To modify or not to modify, that is the question.
Keep going! These are great!

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Originally posted by mlprior
😲😲😲

Bed sounds like a good idea to me. And I'm fresh out of jokes.
Night now.
😴😴😴
Good. I could use some more company... 😛

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Originally posted by reader1107
Keep going! These are great!
Ok, let me search one last time before bed.

My warm electric blanket is calling my name. 😴

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Originally posted by Lundos
Good. I could use some more company... 😛
Are you warmer than an electric blanket?
😉

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Originally posted by mlprior
Are you warmer than an electric blanket?
😉
Swing by and try me... My bet is yes 😛 But you might end up very sweaty.

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😕

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Originally posted by Lundos
Swing by and try me... My bet is yes 😛 But you might end up very sweaty.
Because you are soooo hot, no doubt. 🙄

Ok, last one for the night, I really need to get some zzzzz!






What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.






On that note,
Sweet Dreams!
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Yup. Something like that.😉

And it's the best one yet. Very nice finish.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mother. 😀
Hahahah!! You're awesome! 😵

Edit: She's also sleeping now... *sigh*

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Originally posted by reader1107
Keep going! These are great!
I hadn't heard the second part, but I heard the first one from my boss. It was funny to see how funny and at the same time embarrassing she thought it was. I had no idea what she was talking about, and when she explained it, of course I had to ask annoying questions like "but why twelve?". I still don't find the joke funny, but some of my colleagues built a snowman with 12 doughnuts - now that was funny!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I hadn't heard the second part, but I heard the first one from my boss. It was funny to see how funny and at the same time embarrassing she thought it was. I had no idea what she was talking about, and when she explained it, of course I had to ask annoying questions like "but why twelve?". I still don't find the joke funny, but some of my colleagues built a snowman with 12 doughnuts - now that was funny!
It was just an arbitrary number of doughnuts which would be too difficult to carry with a cup of coffee in each hand. Why coffee? I hear you ask. 🙂 Considering your natural tendency to analyse things to a greater depth than most people (nothing wrong with that though, by the way. 🙂 ). The joke should be:

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who has hands full and can carry lots of doughnuts.

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Originally posted by lausey
It was just an arbitrary number of doughnuts which would be too difficult to carry with a cup of coffee in each hand. Why coffee? I hear you ask. 🙂 Considering your natural tendency to analyse things to a greater depth than most people (nothing wrong with that though, by the way. 🙂 ). The joke should be:

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who has hands full and can carry lots of doughnuts.
Yes, that's better. 🙂 Still a bad joke, though.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I hadn't heard the second part, but I heard the first one from my boss. It was funny to see how funny and at the same time embarrassing she thought it was. I had no idea what she was talking about, and when she explained it, of course I had to ask annoying questions like "but why twelve?". I still don't find the joke funny, but some of my colleagues built a snowman with 12 doughnuts - now that was funny!
Nordlys, you are overthinking this.
Just laugh and move on please.

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