To drunk to play chess

I am only posting to distract myself from making any moves in my chess games, as I have just returned home from le maison publique.

Originally posted by EAPOE
I am only posting to distract myself from making any moves in my chess games, as I have just returned home from le maison publique.

Originally posted by catnap642
Now I'm interested in finding out how many people are currently offering you a game 😉

To drunk to play chess?
May Alexander Alekhine have mercy on your soul. 😞
(Mikhail Tal also) 😞

Originally posted by EAPOE
I would have kicked Kasparov up his chess bum if he had been down le pub tonight, would you like to play a game?

Originally posted by EAPOE
I am only posting to distract myself from making any moves in my chess games, as I have just returned home from le maison publique.

Originally posted by catnap642
I'd feel really bad at taking advantage of you 😛

Originally posted by EAPOE
Why not play, my drunkeness and your low rating should make it about even. 😀😀😀

I'm honestly not trying to be a smart-ass, but was "too drunk" the reason behind your slide from 1560 to 1130 in less than a week in April, 2006?

I've had too many St Pauli Girl's this Saturday night, so I too am cruising the forums instead of moving. I've woke up too many Sunday mornings wondering where my Queen, Rook, etc went to. 😳

Originally posted by catnap642
You'd beat me hands down if you were drunk and blindfolded 🙂

Originally posted by EAPOE
you don't know how drunk i am, one more glass of le vin and I will be curling up on the carpet. Bye Bye world. .. . oh not yet!

Originally posted by EAPOE
you don't know how drunk i am, one more glass of le vin and I will be curling up on the carpet. Bye Bye world. .. . oh not yet!

Originally posted by catnap642
Would you like white or red, monsieur? 😛

Originally posted by backfrom1994
I think I love you... Chateau Reynon is definitly good... By the way, I don't play Friday night, Saturday night and Sunday night...

Originally posted by EAPOE
Thats good, I would not play you, I am a drunken coward who hates to loose. Chateau Reynon. . . . hmmm an interesting taste experience awaits. I am currently enjoying the wonderful Hungarian "Unicum".