One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him,put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!
It's a piece of ass!"
Originally posted by mokkoROTFLMAO!
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him,put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!
It's a piece of ass!"
Originally posted by jimslyp69What in the hell are you spouting off about? Thanks for the abuse, ass!
And how tricky of you not reading wtf the thread was about before posting in it. And even trickier for reading two of my posts and still not grasping wtf I was saying. Fuck off!!
(And yes, jerk... I understand now that your post was about those are your favorite keys on your (piano) keyboard... damn, I'm not that thick... and for your information my reply to you was making fun of the fact that the thread got hijacked so far off-topic... so if you are trying to point out who misunderstood, then point at yourself! )
Originally posted by Freddie2004It seems like my favorites (Most used) are Ctl, Alt, Delete
which are you favourite ones to press...the ones you stay up at night dreaming about? Mine are;
1) Insert
2) Ctrl
3) ¬
4) Enter
5) F12
6) Page Up
7) Q
8)|
9) )
10) Num Lock (that one turns me on)
what are [b]your favourites???[/b]