True Meaning Of Christmas

@wolfgang59 said
Your trolls are better than my trolls!

@trev33 said
Yeah, your trolls just post about some rugby match last month 😛

@suzianne said
"And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, [i]Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is ...[text shortened]... saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men." - Luke 2:8-14, KJV

@suzianne said
"Then there wuz sheep-doods in teh field, an they wuz watchin teh sheep in teh dark. Iz vry vry boring, srsly. An suddenly, visible angel! An glory! O noez!! But teh angel sed, "DONT AFRAID OF ENYTHING! it r ok, you can has gud news for all teh doodz! Todai in da city ov David, you can has sayvur! is Christ da Lord! w00t! Iz sign fer u, find da kitteh wrapd like brrito i ...[text shortened]... z, "w00t to teh Ceiling Cat! An peace fer doodz he luffs! Kthxbai." -- Luke 2:8-14, lolcatsbible.com

@very-rusty said
You get more silly with each post, try posting something new!

-VR

@suzianne said
Being a stick in the mud never gets old for you, does it?

@knightstalker47 said
There is no meaning, like blades of grass tossed to an uncaring wind, all effort is vain, all order an illusion, Christmas is a vulgar absurdity. I imagine a gift being meticulously crafted, shipped halfway across the country, stacked orderly on a shelf in some store, picked out and wrapped with care. Only to go directly in the trash, because it is useless.

Here’s the Hawaiian Pidgen version, from

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+2&version=HWP

2 Dat time, da king fo da Rome peopo, Augustus Cesar, wen make all da peopo sign up fo find out how much peopo get every place. 2 Dis da first sign up dey wen make wen Quirinius stay governa fo Syria. 3 Everybody wen go back to da town dea ohana come from fo sign up.

4 So Joseph wen go from Nazaret town Galilee side, to Betlehem Judea side, King Davidʼs town, cuz he come from King Davidʼs ohana. 5 He go ova dea fo sign up wit Mary, da wahine da ohana wen promise fo marry him. She stay hapai. 6 Wen dey stay dea, da time come fo her fo born her baby. 7 An she wen born her numba one boy, an wrap him up inside some cloths, an lay him down inside one ting fo hold da cows food, cuz no mo room fo dem inside da small hotel.

Da Sheep Farmas An Da Angel Messenja Guys
8 Dat nite, ova dea inside da fields, get sheep farmas taking care dea sheeps. 9 Right den an dea one angel messenja guy from da Boss Up Dea Inside Da Sky come by dem. All aroun dem one awesome light wen shine from da Boss. An dey wen come real scared. 10 But da angel guy say, “No scared. I come fo tell you guys Good Stuff From God dat goin make you guys an all da peopo stay good inside. 11 Dis day inside King Davidʼs town, one boy wen born dat goin take you guys outa da bad kine stuff you stay doing. He da Christ Guy, da Spesho Guy God Wen Send. He da Boss. 12 Dis how you goin know him. You goin find one baby dat stay wrap up inside plenny cloths, lying down inside one ting fo hold da cows food.”

13 Right den an dea uku paila angel guys from da sky wen show up wit da first angel guy. Dey saying good stuff bout God lidis:

14 “Up inside da sky wea God stay,
He stay awesome!
An ova hea on top da earth,
If God like wat peopo doing,
He goin make dea heart rest inside.”
15 Den da angel guys wen go way from dem an go back by God inside da sky. Da sheep farmas tell each odda, “Eh brahs, we go Betlehem fo see dis ting dat wen happen, dat da Boss Up Dea Inside Da Sky wen tell us.”

16 So dey run an find Mary an Joseph, an da baby stay dea, lying down inside one ting fo hold da cows food. 17 Wen dey see da baby, dey tell everybody wat da angel guys wen say bout dis boy. 18 Everybody dat wen hear dat, stay tinking bout wat da sheep farmas wen tell dem. 19 But Mary wen put all dese tings inside her heart, an tink plenny how spesho dey stay. 20 Da sheep farmas wen go back, an dey tell everybody how God stay plenny good an awesome, cuz all da stuff dey wen hear an see, was jalike da angel guy wen tell dem.

Christmas is what you make of it.

@js357 said
Christmas is what you make of it.

@wolfgang59 said
You're thinking of Lego.

@js357 said
Christmas is what you make of it.

@shallow-blue said
There is rather a wide golden middle between stick-in-the-mud and lolcat-unfunny, you know...

@suzianne said
Lolcats are always funny.