Truisms, here is one, anyone have more?

I've posted it before but this thread warrants its repeat:

Never shake hands in a mens room

Originally posted by Frank Burns
I've posted it before but this thread warrants its repeat:

Never shake hands in a mens room

Don't beat people with your truncheon just because you can. You will meet them again, at night, alone.

"Never forget what you don't know for the times when you forget that you dont need it."

Lions kill you

Chess is not a game, it's war.

If you ain't never been to the ghetto, don't ever come to the ghetto, 'cause you wouldn't understand the ghetto. So stay the [flock] outta the ghetto!

Naughty By Nature

Never let a goat escape, they will always turn against you.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Never let a goat escape, they will always turn against you.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

Originally posted by ManualEngine
Dont kick babies over the garden wall

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

All roads lead to London.