Twas the night before Christmas

Originally posted by rookie54
twas tha night afore xmas, and all round tha shack...
we set up chessboards, even tho we iz hacks...
tha beer wuz on ice, and ice wuz on beer,
hopin to have good luck, along wit hiz cheer...
tha rugrats wuz drugged, and stuffed in tha pantry,
hopin uncle fester, wouldn't play wit they hankies...
now, momma wuz neked, and hot to trot,
an i wanted nook ...[text shortened]... tale,
i'll go peacefully officer, just take me to jail...

😀
rookie

Brilliant! 🙂