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Suzianne
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1. Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

2. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it.
Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.

3. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the monkeys with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

4. Now, turn off the cold water.
Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one.
The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs.
To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.
After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

5. Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one.
The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked.
The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm.

6. Again, replace a third original monkey with a new one.
The new one makes it to the stairs and is attacked as well.
Two of the four monkeys that beat him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

7. After replacing the fourth and fifth original monkeys, all the monkeys that have been sprayed with cold water have been replaced. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs.

Why not?

Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been around here.

Sound familiar? Welcome to RHP.

RN
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Originally posted by Suzianne
1. Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

2. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it.
Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.

3. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the monkeys with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same ...[text shortened]... as they know that's the way it's always been around here.

Sound familiar? Welcome to RHP.
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That's hilarious.

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Originally posted by Red Night
RED NIGHT SEAL OF APPROVAL

That's hilarious.
...Now it isn't funny.

X
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Really? That doesn't actually sound like RHP at all. The rules are right there in the ToS if you aren't sure.

huckleberryhound
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Originally posted by Suzianne
1. Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

2. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it.
Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.

3. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the monkeys with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same ...[text shortened]... as they know that's the way it's always been around here.

Sound familiar? Welcome to RHP.
Only problem is, if any monkey trys to beat me up, i'm smackin them in the mouth 😉

b
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c/o dizzy mc

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Originally posted by Suzianne
1. Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

2. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it.
Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.

3. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the monkeys with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same ...[text shortened]... as they know that's the way it's always been around here.

Sound familiar? Welcome to RHP.
Great post suzi, and spot on.

cashthetrash
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This is embarrasking

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Originally posted by Suzianne
1. Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

2. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it.
Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.

3. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the monkeys with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same ...[text shortened]... as they know that's the way it's always been around here.

Sound familiar? Welcome to RHP.
CTT Gold Star award. So true. Wana Share a banana?😏

cashthetrash
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This is embarrasking

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Only problem is, if any monkey trys to beat me up, i'm smackin them in the mouth 😉
I second the emotion.

c

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Originally posted by Suzianne
1. Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

2. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it.
Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.

3. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the monkeys with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same ...[text shortened]... as they know that's the way it's always been around here.

Sound familiar? Welcome to RHP.
Doesn't sound familiar, there aren't any monkeys at RHP. Except for the code monkeys...

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Arrakis

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Originally posted by Suzianne
1. Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

2. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it.
Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.

3. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the monkeys with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same ...[text shortened]... as they know that's the way it's always been around here.

Sound familiar? Welcome to RHP.
That's a true study you gave. The study is intended to show the power of a society over an individual; unfortunately it pretty much works that way in the human society as well. 🙁

huckleberryhound
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Originally posted by arrakis
That's a true study you gave. The study is intended to show the power of a society over an individual; unfortunately it pretty much works that way in the human society as well. 🙁
Mob mentality, and familiar practices. . .individuality still comes to the fore, just isn't as obvious sometimes.

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Originally posted by arrakis
That's a true study you gave. The study is intended to show the power of a society over an individual; unfortunately it pretty much works that way in the human society as well. 🙁
It didn't have any disabled monkeys that they didn't attack because they felt sorry for them.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
It didn't have any disabled monkeys that they didn't attack because they felt sorry for them.
Neither does RHP.

RN
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Originally posted by Freddie2006
It didn't have any disabled monkeys that they didn't attack because they felt sorry for them.
Did they have any psychic monkeys?

C

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Really? That doesn't actually sound like RHP at all. The rules are right there in the ToS if you aren't sure.
yes, but monkeys can't read....

- J

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