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Originally posted by Suzianne
The point of the story is not the details. Next you'll be asking me what color are the stairs or how big is this cage or other trivial crap whose only purpose is to detract from the point of the story. In this way, you are trying to be the most obnoxiously aggressive monkey in the cage, who's not beating on the others to actually keep them from the stairs ...[text shortened]... erves to detract from its point, as you know, and that is your objective.

So slag off.
do the monkeys have names?! 😛

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Originally posted by rmacken
do the monkeys have names?! 😛

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That's it. Report immediately to the Jalapeno Donkey private forum to receive your spanking!

😀

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Originally posted by Suzianne
The point of the story is not the details. Next you'll be asking me what color are the stairs or how big is this cage or other trivial crap whose only purpose is to detract from the point of the story. In this way, you are trying to be the most obnoxiously aggressive monkey in the cage, who's not beating on the others to actually keep them from the stairs ...[text shortened]... erves to detract from its point, as you know, and that is your objective.

So slag off.
I really think we need to know what the stairs and banana represent in the RHP world. I don't think this is an ureasonable request.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
That's it. Report immediately to the Jalapeno Donkey private forum to receive your spanking!

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reported!! 😉😛

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I really think we need to know what the stairs and banana represent in the RHP world. I don't think this is an ureasonable request.
Ok, correction, ALL you BFC losers can slag off.

Again, you guys don't know why, and don't care why. All you wanna do is fight.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Ok, correction, ALL you BFC losers can slag off.

Again, you guys don't know why, and don't care why. All you wanna do is fight.
Do the bananas represent baby Jesus?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Ok, correction, ALL you BFC losers can slag off.

Again, you guys don't know why, and don't care why. All you wanna do is fight.
I haven't fought with you at all, I sincerely want to know what you think the bananas and stairs represent.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Ok, correction, ALL you BFC losers can slag off.

Again, you guys don't know why, and don't care why. All you wanna do is fight.
Are we still fighting about this?

I thought we all agreed that it was cute, but that the analogy was strained.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Ok, correction, ALL you BFC losers can slag off.

Again, you guys don't know why, and don't care why. All you wanna do is fight.
Does the cold water in the story represent moderation?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
7. After replacing the fourth and fifth original monkeys, all the monkeys that have been sprayed with cold water have been replaced. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs.
Please clarify this part of the story.

No monkey ever again approches the stairs. Therefore, in your opinion, we are all afraid to do something on redhotpawn. What are we afraid of?

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Please clarify this part of the story.

No monkey ever again approches the stairs. Therefore, in your opinion, we are all afraid to do something on redhotpawn. What are we afraid of?
Militant premenstrual feminists?

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Originally posted by Starrman
Militant premenstrual feminists?
That gives "PFC" a whole new meaning.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
The point of the story is not the details. Next you'll be asking me what color are the stairs or how big is this cage or other trivial crap whose only purpose is to detract from the point of the story. In this way, you are trying to be the most obnoxiously aggressive monkey in the cage, who's not beating on the others to actually keep them from the stairs ...[text shortened]... erves to detract from its point, as you know, and that is your objective.

So slag off.
Awesome sidestep!

Although we can all see the on slow motion replay that you are, in actual fact, full of crap.

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And today's recommended reading for the agressive lads is...

*drum roll*

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1896597440/sr=8-1/qid=1156679770/ref=sr_1_1/104-9720110-6633569?ie=UTF8

Enjoy!

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