Here Sun, maybe you'll like this joke instead:
The Pope, a bear, a rabbi, a pirate, a diplomat, a midget, a woman in a coma, a pelican and your mom were all relaxing on an Eames chair after a furious fortnight of group hate sex when there was a loud sound at the door. "Knock-knock" went the sound emanating from the door.
Simultaneously, and without missing a beat, an answer broke like a desperate yowl from the throats of the orgiers: "Who's there?"
Like a shot from the butt gun of a pre-radicalized 1920's anarchist came a response from beyond the door, "Banana."
Faster than a duck could rape a lizard in the mouth, our motley group of freakazoids, safely ensconced in the luxury of their designer seatlery, shook their heads and belated as a unit, "Orange you glad we've already heard this joke and so shan't be participating (unless, of course, you are offering substantial financial remuneration)."
There was no reply from the other side of the door, save this : One absolute rascal of a fart.
A mountaineer who just returned from scaling Mount Kilimanjaro walks into a bar and asks for a free drink. The bartender sensing an ominous chill in the air says, "Well sir, I cannot give you a free drink, but I can give you five jokes in five seconds."
"Shoot!" replied the crestfallen mountain man. It was at this time in the joke that the admittedly jumpy barkeep pulled out his pistol and beat the mountaineer to death in five easy blows.
Originally posted by darvlay12 Penguins are in a tub, one says...
Here Sun, maybe you'll like this joke instead:
The Pope, a bear, a rabbi, a pirate, a diplomat, a midget, a woman in a coma, a pelican and your mom were all relaxing on an Eames chair after a furious fortnight of group hate sex when there was a loud sound at the door. "Knock-knock" went the sound emanating from the door.
Simultaneously, and without mi ...[text shortened]... o reply from the other side of the door, save this : One absolute rascal of a fart.
PASS THE SOAP!
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Originally posted by SunburntPhht, back in the 80's I was rocking EPMD, NWA, LL Cool J, Salt -n- Peppa, Run DMC, Doug E Fresh, and when I felt white enough some Beasty Boys.
Now now. I grew up during the 80's. Ask Phlab, they werz the best evar. We were way cooler than the 90's and the music was certainly better.
If you think 80's music is better than the rock revival of Grunge, YOUR LOOSER!
Did you dress funny and dance to 'Tears for Fears' and 'Men without Hats'?
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Originally posted by PhlabibitI liked all that music. I come from a family of music lovers. My mother played music constantly, my sisters, cousins, aunts.....we listened to music more than we watched TV. My friends are always shocked at how many songs I know the lyrics to and can name the song/band. I thank my mother for passing on that love of music to us all.
Phht, back in the 80's I was rocking EPMD, NWA, LL Cool J, Salt -n- Peppa, Run DMC, Doug E Fresh, and when I felt white enough some Beasty Boys.
If you think 80's music is better than the rock revival of Grunge, YOUR LOOSER!
Did you dress funny and dance to 'Tears for Fears' and 'Men without Hats'?
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So yes, to all. But I didn't enjoy grunge as much as other people though I bought what's called "CD's" and liked what I liked. 😉
Originally posted by PhlabibitI just laughed picturing you in the 80's. Listening to rap. LOL
Phht, back in the 80's I was rocking EPMD, NWA, LL Cool J, Salt -n- Peppa, Run DMC, Doug E Fresh, and when I felt white enough some Beasty Boys.
If you think 80's music is better than the rock revival of Grunge, YOUR LOOSER!
Did you dress funny and dance to 'Tears for Fears' and 'Men without Hats'?
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