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What do you do on the toilet?

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Originally posted by mlprior
So says your offical move ticker over there.

WHATEVER! 😕
It means Russ likes me better than he likes you. 😕

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Originally posted by mlprior
Ha! If I used wet wipes to wipe my butt, I would need a warmer also cause they would be way too cold to go there.
I use the ones with alcohol, the burn means it's clean.

I am not joking.

I grind my teeth while it burns, then I smile.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
It means Russ likes me better than he likes you. 😕
OK, you are just a sicko!

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Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
I use the ones with alcohol, the burn means it's clean.

I am not joking.

I grind my teeth while it burns, then I smile.
OK, you are really a sicko!

😴

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No I like to be clean.
Please don't judge me.

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Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
Is Russ a brand of wipes?
Yes!

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Your dolls scare me.

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Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
Your dolls scare me.
Don't worry about that scratching at your window....

Seitse
Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
This is my first post.
I read other topics and I could have responded, but I didn't.
This post is making me respond.
You may think I am lying, I am not.
When I "sit" on a toilet, I spend less time then when I stand "in front" of a toilet.
Sad but true, I am quick draw Mcgraw, Call me mister tube slide.
I have actually started timing myself ...[text shortened]... ause I got excited.
If they had competitions for this "event" I would be your God.
http://www.us.depend.com/

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Originally posted by Seitse
http://www.us.depend.com/
You have me all wrong, I have complete control.
I could shoot this "bad boy material" like a cannon if I wanted too.

I was just saying I can unload faster than a man at the urinal.(spell check on urinal?)

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Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
This is my first post.
I read other topics and I could have responded, but I didn't.
This post is making me respond.
You may think I am lying, I am not.
When I "sit" on a toilet, I spend less time then when I stand "in front" of a toilet.
Sad but true, I am quick draw Mcgraw, Call me mister tube slide.
I have actually started timing myself ...[text shortened]... ause I got excited.
If they had competitions for this "event" I would be your God.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laxative

Contents

* 1 Foods
* 2 Bulk-producing agents
* 3 Stool softeners / surfactants
* 4 Lubricants / emollient
* 5 Hydrating agents (osmotics)
o 5.1 Saline
o 5.2 Hyperosmotic agents
+ 5.2.1 Effectiveness
* 6 Stimulant / irritant
* 7 Serotonin agonist
* 8 Uses
* 9 Problems with use
o 9.1 Laxative abuse
o 9.2 Laxative gut
o 9.3 Eating disorders
* 10 See also
* 11 References
* 12 External links

Foods

Some vegetables and foods can be eaten to cure constipation and act as laxatives, although the effectiveness may vary. These include:

* almonds
* aloe vera
* apple juice
* dried apricots
* basil
* beets
* carob
* celery
* chicory
* coconut
* coffee
* dandelion
* dates
* endive
* fenugreek
* figs
* flaxseed
* grapes
* guava (with seeds for full effect)[3]
* kale
* liquorice
* mango
* mint
* molasses
* olive oil
* orange juice
* papaya
* parsley
* peach/apricot
* pear
* persimmon
* pineapple
* plum
* prune/prune juice
* rhubarb
* soybean
* tamarind
* tea
* tomato juice
* vanilla
* walnut
* watercress
* yam

Bulk-producing agents

* Site of Action: Small and large intestine
* Onset of Action: 12 – 72 hours
* Examples: psyllium husk (Metamucil), methylcellulose (Citrucel), polycarbophil, dietary fiber, apples, broccoli

Also known as bulking agents or roughage, these include dietary fiber. Bulk-producing agents cause the stool to be bulkier and to retain more water, as well as forming an emollient gel, making it easier for peristaltic action to move it along. They should be taken with plenty of water. Bulk-producing agents have the gentlest of effects among laxatives and can be taken just for maintaining regular bowel movements.

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Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
This is my first post.
I read other topics and I could have responded, but I didn't.
This post is making me respond.
You may think I am lying, I am not.
When I "sit" on a toilet, I spend less time then when I stand "in front" of a toilet.
Sad but true, I am quick draw Mcgraw, Call me mister tube slide.
I have actually started timing myself ...[text shortened]... ause I got excited.
If they had competitions for this "event" I would be your God.
I would vote that this is the best entrance to RHP public forums that I've ever seen. Gratz, Poo Maestro.

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Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
This is my first post.
I read other topics and I could have responded, but I didn't.
This post is making me respond.
You may think I am lying, I am not.
When I "sit" on a toilet, I spend less time then when I stand "in front" of a toilet.
Sad but true, I am quick draw Mcgraw, Call me mister tube slide.
I have actually started timing myself ...[text shortened]... ause I got excited.
If they had competitions for this "event" I would be your God.
http://www.redhotpawn.com/imgu/clanlogo/189/188041-1178039963.gif

http://www.redhotpawn.com/clan/home.php?cid=24516

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Bosse de Nage
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I defecate.

Unfortunately I sometimes forget to lift the lid first.

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