Originally posted by Tactics and Endgameshttp://www.us.depend.com/
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When I "sit" on a toilet, I spend less time then when I stand "in front" of a toilet.
Sad but true, I am quick draw Mcgraw, Call me mister tube slide.
I have actually started timing myself ...[text shortened]... ause I got excited.
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Originally posted by Tactics and Endgameshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laxative
This is my first post.
I read other topics and I could have responded, but I didn't.
This post is making me respond.
You may think I am lying, I am not.
When I "sit" on a toilet, I spend less time then when I stand "in front" of a toilet.
Sad but true, I am quick draw Mcgraw, Call me mister tube slide.
I have actually started timing myself ...[text shortened]... ause I got excited.
If they had competitions for this "event" I would be your God.
Contents
* 1 Foods
* 2 Bulk-producing agents
* 3 Stool softeners / surfactants
* 4 Lubricants / emollient
* 5 Hydrating agents (osmotics)
o 5.1 Saline
o 5.2 Hyperosmotic agents
+ 5.2.1 Effectiveness
* 6 Stimulant / irritant
* 7 Serotonin agonist
* 8 Uses
* 9 Problems with use
o 9.1 Laxative abuse
o 9.2 Laxative gut
o 9.3 Eating disorders
* 10 See also
* 11 References
* 12 External links
Foods
Some vegetables and foods can be eaten to cure constipation and act as laxatives, although the effectiveness may vary. These include:
* almonds
* aloe vera
* apple juice
* dried apricots
* basil
* beets
* carob
* celery
* chicory
* coconut
* coffee
* dandelion
* dates
* endive
* fenugreek
* figs
* flaxseed
* grapes
* guava (with seeds for full effect)[3]
* kale
* liquorice
* mango
* mint
* molasses
* olive oil
* orange juice
* papaya
* parsley
* peach/apricot
* pear
* persimmon
* pineapple
* plum
* prune/prune juice
* rhubarb
* soybean
* tamarind
* tea
* tomato juice
* vanilla
* walnut
* watercress
* yam
Bulk-producing agents
* Site of Action: Small and large intestine
* Onset of Action: 12 – 72 hours
* Examples: psyllium husk (Metamucil), methylcellulose (Citrucel), polycarbophil, dietary fiber, apples, broccoli
Also known as bulking agents or roughage, these include dietary fiber. Bulk-producing agents cause the stool to be bulkier and to retain more water, as well as forming an emollient gel, making it easier for peristaltic action to move it along. They should be taken with plenty of water. Bulk-producing agents have the gentlest of effects among laxatives and can be taken just for maintaining regular bowel movements.
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Originally posted by Tactics and EndgamesI would vote that this is the best entrance to RHP public forums that I've ever seen. Gratz, Poo Maestro.
This is my first post.
I read other topics and I could have responded, but I didn't.
This post is making me respond.
You may think I am lying, I am not.
When I "sit" on a toilet, I spend less time then when I stand "in front" of a toilet.
Sad but true, I am quick draw Mcgraw, Call me mister tube slide.
I have actually started timing myself ...[text shortened]... ause I got excited.
If they had competitions for this "event" I would be your God.
Originally posted by Tactics and Endgameshttp://www.redhotpawn.com/imgu/clanlogo/189/188041-1178039963.gif
This is my first post.
I read other topics and I could have responded, but I didn't.
This post is making me respond.
You may think I am lying, I am not.
When I "sit" on a toilet, I spend less time then when I stand "in front" of a toilet.
Sad but true, I am quick draw Mcgraw, Call me mister tube slide.
I have actually started timing myself ...[text shortened]... ause I got excited.
If they had competitions for this "event" I would be your God.
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