What do you do on the toilet?

mlprior

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30 Mar 10

zeeblebot

silicon valley

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30 Mar 10

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I defecate.

Unfortunately I sometimes forget to lift the lid first.

these absent-minded scholars and their ivory towers!!!!

Daemon Sin

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30 Mar 10

Originally posted by mlprior
Do you have to do a puzzle or read something?

I've gotten into the habit of playing on my i-pod, I'm not proud of it.

😞

http://tinyurl.com/ycajysw

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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30 Mar 10

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Now, honestly speaking, I use my mobile to take pics of
myself taking a dump. Then I randomly send multimedia
messages to my contact list, sporting the pic, a tune like
dueling banjos, and the message title "guess who is having
a relaxing time?" or "we work for America!"

Phlabibit

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31 Mar 10

Originally posted by mlprior
Do you have to do a puzzle or read something?

I've gotten into the habit of playing on my i-pod, I'm not proud of it.

😞

Remind me not to borrow it.

P-

Grampy Bobby

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31 Mar 10

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I defecate.

Unfortunately I sometimes forget to lift the lid first.

Elevating.

Grampy Bobby

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31 Mar 10

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Palynka

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31 Mar 10

Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
This is my first post.
I read other topics and I could have responded, but I didn't.
This post is making me respond.
You may think I am lying, I am not.
When I "sit" on a toilet, I spend less time then when I stand "in front" of a toilet.
Sad but true, I am quick draw Mcgraw, Call me mister tube slide.
I have actually started timing myself ...[text shortened]... ause I got excited.
If they had competitions for this "event" I would be your God.

LOL! Same here.

I don't understand how some people can be inside for hours wallowing in their own stink. Filthy pigs, the lot of them.

FreakyKBH

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31 Mar 10

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Take it to the Spirituality forum, Spanky.

Ice Cold

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03 Apr 10

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I defecate.

Unfortunately I sometimes forget to lift the lid first.

I told my doctor I have movements about 7AM daily, I then told him I get up at 8. 😞

~~Tactics and Endgames~~

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03 Apr 10

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I told my doctor I have movements about 7AM daily, I then told him I get up at 8. 😞

Lmao

Very Rusty

Treat Everyone Equal

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03 Apr 10

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I told my doctor I have movements about 7AM daily, I then told him I get up at 8. 😞

😀 Rec'd

duecer

anybody seen my

underpants??

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03 Apr 10

Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
This is my first post.
I read other topics and I could have responded, but I didn't.
This post is making me respond.
You may think I am lying, I am not.
When I "sit" on a toilet, I spend less time then when I stand "in front" of a toilet.
Sad but true, I am quick draw Mcgraw, Call me mister tube slide.
I have actually started timing myself ...[text shortened]... ause I got excited.
If they had competitions for this "event" I would be your God.

seriously...use t.p., your family will thank you

~~Tactics and Endgames~~