Originally posted by torchmoonOne day he's going to knock you the F out and you're going to wonder what the Hell happened.
I keep hiding and jumping out on my boyfriend to scare him. He scares so easily it gives me no end of fun! Even if he knows I'm about to he still jumps, and when he isn't expecting it it's hilarious to me. Bad girlfriend!!
When I was a kid we had dachshunds which are pretty strong little buggers. Loved to pull and have very strong jaws. So I used to wrestle my brother to the ground (he is my older brother) and pin him. Then I'd grab a handful of hair and shake it at the dog and he would come over and grab that handful of hair from me and shake it like he was killing it. I can still see him shaking and pulling while growling the entire time.
Great fun.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI know he will and it will be totally my fault. The way he reacts and the look on his face just makes me laugh. I don't really do it any more. Not since he threatened to kick me out! 😀
One day he's going to knock you the F out and you're going to wonder what the Hell happened.
one of my flatmates likes to eat. he is really sporty but still defies reason by eating two pizzas for a "snack" a couple of hours before dinner (and then will polish off dinner no problem). he goes through phases of eating certain foods constantly and a short while ago he would eat an entire pack of cadbury swiss rolls in one sitting. he would just rip the wrapper a bit then eat them out of the box. one day i find an empty packet of these in the recycling* pile with just a small tear in the outer wrapper, so i get some sellotape and make it good again then hide it in his cupboard where he can't see the sellotape. the next day he comes in hungry and looking for something to eat. he finds a packet of swiss rolls-great! walks through to the living room and sits down infront of the playstation with them before-crap! he wasn't pleased. 😛
*i call it the recycling pile-it's just a pile where everything gets dumped.
When I was at school, we used to hide round the side of the building and smoke. Anyway, when we were in 5th year, these 1st years started trying to chuck stones at us, trying to get a chase out of us.
Their aim was dire, but after a few day it kind of pissed us off. So, one lunchtime, we decided to chase them and we caugh one - this scrawny little kid. So, I turned to one of our mates and said "Give him the G-Force. Give him the G-Force nowwwwwwww" (his watch was made by G-Force, but the kid didn't know that). So when he tapped him on the head with watch, we were in hysterics. Anyway, the kid was in tears, especially as one of our mates drove up the hill in a car which we also threatened to "chuck the kid in the boot".
After that, we tied him with his school tie to a lamp-post.
How we laughed - until we got hawled into the head teachers office and got after school detention...