what's the craziest thing you did as a child?

Originally posted by genius
i was climbing on a climbing frame in the early learning centre in paisley when i fell off it and knocked my self out cold.

i was about 18 months.

more recently-i've snorted tabascoo sauce, been flung about the height of a two storey building by my friends and fallen back down again, worn leather trousers etc...

When I was 9 and my sister was 11 we were having a fight and she was beating me up so i ran off to the kitchen,grabbed a fork and stabbed her really hard in her arse,of course off she went to get mum who came back and did the same to me.... needless to say my dad didnt see the funny side of things as we had to explain to the hospital why we need tetanus injections.... moral of the story...dont get caught!

my dad wouldn't let me have the bedroom light on to read in bed when i was little so i decided to sneak a candle and some matches up one night..soon after i heard my dad coming upstairs so i pushed the candle under my bed....whooosh..my bed was in flames within seconds. I took a reet pasting for that. 😞

Originally posted by wucky3
my dad wouldn't let me have the bedroom light on to read in bed when i was little so i decided to sneak a candle and some matches up one night..soon after i heard my dad coming upstairs so i pushed the candle under my bed....whooosh..my bed was in flames within seconds. I took a reet pasting for that. 😞

Originally posted by jimslyp69
I used to use a torch light. 😛

Ahh, those were the days.

Originally posted by wucky3
we couldn't afford a torch..i'm from wythenshawe remember 😉

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Going up in the world down the valley then? 😛

Sorry, one of these days I'll stop ribbing you about that.

Originally posted by wucky3
hey..its a temporary base..anyway, the beer engine rocks 😛

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Beer engine? Don't think I know that one. Wheeabouts is it?

Originally posted by wucky3
its on the mainstretch on bolton road..you know the ainsworth arms??

i was about 4 or so, bored out of my skull decided to spend the afternoon spinning, arms fully stretched, round and round off i went.. stop, see the walls of the living room lean left and right, floor below me tilts upwards till i realise i've fallen off, harry up to my feet to do it all over and over again..

..till the tea splashed to all directions. when you are turning so fast, everything you see around you merge into a mix of smeared colours.. without any sign or warning, my sister walked straight into me carrying a tray with 6 cups of boiling tea, sugar and milk.

and there went the tea.. the glass.. the sugar and milk.. and with the steaming hot tea, there went the skin of my and my sister's arms and face..

now the craziest thing.. i was the one who got blamed..!!

Originally posted by wucky3
my dad wouldn't let me have the bedroom light on to read in bed when i was little so i decided to sneak a candle and some matches up one night..soon after i heard my dad coming upstairs so i pushed the candle under my bed....whooosh..my bed was in flames within seconds. I took a reet pasting for that. 😞

A couple of months ago, my and some friends rode a scooter down a hill after we sprayed it with deoderant and lit it. The longest was about 10 metres downhill before we had to jump off.

We have another scooter now.

Well, I was 14 at the time, but goldfish1 and I built a wooden frame and attached a bicycle with a rudimentary paddlewheel, as well as some inner tubes for flotation. The thing actually moved, albeit quite slowly, until one of the nails in the frame punctured the inner tube and it sank, resulting in us clinging to the remaining inner tube and floating downstream.

goldfish1, did we salvage the bicycle?

When I was 11 or 12, I was really into professional wrestling. We had a trampoline in my back yard, that had broken down so that only half the springs were still attached. I jumped off the roof of my house, because my brother told me to frog splash. I did, and needless to say, missed the trampoline.

Also, told my dd (a navy SEAL), to go away or I wouls kick his arse.