My pet leopard is very friendly. 😴
He sits atop the refridgerator, gazing down upon my chessboard around the corner in the living room. He's calm, but he takes a strong aversion to someone who achieves a winning position against me, and then there's no telling what he'll do. 😠
Now, I wonder why all my friends are declining my invitations to visit me for an evening of friendly chess!! 😀
Will tournament rules allow me to bring him and sit beside me? Perhaps if I could claim he's my seeing-eye leopard! They would allow a seeing-eye dog, wouldn't they? Why not a seeing-eye leopard? 😏