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Who here is left handed?

Who here is left handed?

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Very Rusty
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@fmf said
I have always found my stronger right hand is far more effective at wiping.
LOL@ fmf, have you now resorted to talking about feces???

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The Gravedigger
Jack Torrance

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@fmf said
I have always found my stronger right hand is far more effective at wiping.
The right hand was used for eating.

Ghost of a Duke

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@the-gravedigger said
The right hand was used for eating.
I use my right hand to dismiss servants.

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@the-gravedigger said
The right hand was used for eating.
That is still very much the case here, even for lefthanded people. There are many dishes here that millions of people will not normally use cutlery to eat. I doubt I have ever seen anyone do this with their left hand.

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@divegeester said
Oh dear
Are you the guy in the rear? He said "Oh dear" too.

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The One on the Right Is on the Left
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Lyrics
There once was a musical troupe
A pickin' singin' folk group
They sang the mountain ballads
And the folk songs of our land
They were long on musical ability
Folks thought they would go far
But political incompatibility
Led to their downfall
Well, the one on the right was on the left
And the one in the middle was on the right
And the one on the left was in the middle
And the guy in the rear was a Methodist
This musical aggregation
Toured the entire nation
Singing the traditional ballads
And the folk songs of our land (land)
They performed with great virtuosity
And soon they were the rage
But political animosity
Prevailed upon the stage
Well, the one on the right was on the left
And the one in the middle was on the right
And the one on the left was in the middle
And the guy in the rear burned his driver's license
Well the curtain had ascended
A hush fell on the crowd
As thousands there were gathered
To hear the folk songs of our land
But they took their politics seriously
And that night at the concert hall
As the audience watched deliriously
They had a free-for-all
Well, the one on the right was on the bottom
And the one in the middle was on the top
And the one on the left got a broken arm
And the guy in the rear said, "Oh dear"
Now this should be a lesson
If you plan to start a folk group
Don't go mixin' politics
With the folk songs of our land
Just work on harmony and diction
Play your banjo well
And if you have political convictions
Keep 'em to yourself
Now, the one on the left works in a bank
And the one in the middle drives a truck
The one on the right's an all-night deejay
And the guy in the rear got drafted
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Jack Clement

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@Gambrel
being rank n random and obtusely obscure is my job dude
gonna report you to the union steward

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I'm the shop stewart. You're behind on dues. Until you pay up you're on suspension.
All over $25 a year SMH

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